Sasori is blunt. Find out why.
You stood up to answer the consistent knocking on your door and weren't so surprised at the owner of the hand doing it. Sasori looked at you and you kept the eye contact.
“Go out with me or die,” he said straight out. You cracked a grin. Even being serious, he was humorous in his own way.
“I'd love to.”
You ended up going out with him and a year later marrying him. Leader was furious that he hadn't known about it until after everything had happened. Everyone else had known.
A/N: Okay, I know that was short and lame. But I couldn't really come up with anything else and it was kind of funny when I wrote. If you want a different version, you'll have to message me ideas.
If there are any other bad guys you want an oneshot on, go ahead and message me. I'll take requests. It doesn't have to be Akatsuki only.