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The Defenders of Insanity

by MyraSwift 0 Reviews

A new group with questionable intentions is born...

Category: Kingdom Hearts - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Demyx,Yuffie - Published: 2009/09/15 - Updated: 2009/09/15 - 1474 words

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Chat room of DOOM!
The Defenders of Insanity

BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yuuuuunieeeeeeeeeeeee
GunnerGirl: Yes, Rikku…?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: I’m booooooooored!
GunnerGirl: sigh find something interesting to do, then
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Like what?
GunnerGirl: I dunno… Think of something yourself
BoUnCyAlBhEd: But I caaaan’t!
GunnerGirl: Why not?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Cause I’m too boooooooooored
GunnerGirl: Oh sorry Rikku, I’ve got to go get ready for my date with Tidus
BoUnCyAlBhEd: NOOOOOOOOOO
BoUnCyAlBhEd: What am I supposed to do without you?!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: I’ll be all alone!!!
GunnerGirl: I dunno go annoy Paine or something
BoUnCyAlBhEd: I can’t she’s off with Baralai, remember?
GunnerGirl: Oh yeah… I dunno make friends with some random. You’re good at that.
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Ok…
GunnerGirl: Good now I’ve really gotta go
GunnerGirl: Bye!

GunnerGirl has left the conversation

BoUnCyAlBhEd: Now… Time for some random hunting!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: … Come on, random, I’m waiting!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hmmm… Instead of waiting for a random to talk to me, why don’t I go talk to a random…
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah… That’s a good idea!

BoUnCyAlBhEd has left the conversation

Now, time for a change of scenery… and a change of chat room

PaopuPrincess: Hey Yuffie?
NinjaMadness: Yeah?
PaopuPrincess: Why are you the only one in the Restoration Committee who’s ever online?
NinjaMadness: Heh… Well… That would be because they don’t exactly get a chance to go on here…
PaopuPrincess: Lol
NinjaMadness: Yeah… Cid’s the only one who can successfully kick me off, and that’s cause he needs to do some sort of work on here
PaopuPrincess: Then why isn’t he ever on?
NinjaMadness: He’s too old
PaopuPrincess: He’s… too… old…
NinjaMadness: Yeah he thinks he’s too mature for stuff like chat rooms
PaopuPrincess: Why? It’s not like there’s an age limit on who can go on here
NinjaMadness: Yeah but he’s antisocial
NinjaMadness: He denies it, and tries to hide it, but I know the truth!
PaopuPrincess: Lol I’m sure you do
PaopuPrincess: I’d better go Sora’s here
NinjaMadness: What’s Sora doing there?
PaopuPrincess: Picking me up for our date
NinjaMadness: Just leave him there and talk to me instead!
PaopuPrincess: Umm no I’d better not… Bye Yuffie!
NinjaMadness: No I’m much cooler that Sora! Stay here!
PaopuPrincess: Sorry Yuffie… Talk to you later

PaopuPrincess has left the conversation

NinjaMadness: I’m all bored now
NinjaMadness: …
NinjaMadness: Bored bored bored

BoUnCyAlBhEd has joined the conversation

BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yay I found a random to talk to!
NinjaMadness: Yay hello random!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: does the random dance
NinjaMadness: Lol what’s your name?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Rikku!
NinjaMadness: Hehe I’m The Great Ninja Yuffie!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yuffie… Hmmm why is that name familiar?
NinjaMadness: You’ve heard of me? Yay I feel loved!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah… OOOOOH I REMEMBER! Sora and Kairi thought I should meet you!
NinjaMadness: Oooh coolifuls we seem to have a couple of friends in common
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hehe coolifuls… I like that word!
NinjaMadness: Yesh it’s a good word. Very… cool
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hehe I think I know why Sora said I reminded him of you
NinjaMadness: Yay if he said that, we must become friends!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yes! does the friends-are-good dance
NinjaMadness: Hehe does the I-just-made-a-new-friend dance
BoUnCyAlBhEd: You like dancing, too?
NinjaMadness: How could you not like dancing?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yay does the I-like-to-dance dance
NinjaMadness: Woohoo does the hyperness-makes-the-world-go-purple dance
BoUnCyAlBhEd: WOW I always knew hyperness would change something one day!
NinjaMadness: And what better change to make than to turn the world purple!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
NinjaMadness: Hehe and I thought I was the only insane person in the world
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah it can get so annoying having only normal people around you. It’s always more fun to go hyper with someone else

WaterIsMyFriend has joined the conversation

NinjaMadness: Yes we really should try to get more people into hyperness!
WaterIsMyFriend: Did you know that you can get hyper from eating sugar?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: YES I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!
NinjaMadness: Hehe fun!
WaterIsMyFriend: Let’s do it now!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Ok! Who needs drugs when you can get high on sugar!
NinjaMadness: Yeah no bad side effects, too!
WaterIsMyFriend: Except getting fat…
BoUnCyAlBhEd: No you usually do enough bouncing while you’re hyper to lose the weight
NinjaMadness: Yeah!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: leaves to get sugar
NinjaMadness: does the sugar-plus-me-equals-HYPER dance
WaterIsMyFriend: Yay I’m gonna go hunt down some sugar
NinjaMadness: I’m BAAAAAACK!
NinjaMadness: …
NinjaMadness: Sheesh what’s taking you both so long!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Back!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Wow you were back quick
NinjaMadness: Yeah I always keep a supply of sugar close by
WaterIsMyFriend: You’re lucky you can do that… The rest of the Organisation demolish mine as soon as they see even one tiny bit of sugar
WaterIsMyFriend: Then they go and hide the rest of it, too
NinjaMadness: Awww poor sugar deprived… person
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah good point, what’s your name?
WaterIsMyFriend: The one and only… drum roll please… DEMYX!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: I’m Rikku!
WaterIsMyFriend: Hey I know a guy called Riku
BoUnCyAlBhEd: DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT NAME STEALER!!! IT’S MY NAME AND IT’S A GIRL’S NAME, NOT A BOY’S NAME AND IT’S MINE
NinjaMadness: …
NinjaMadness: And I’m Yuffie!
WaterIsMyFriend: Yay let’s be friends!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah we can have our own hyperness club!
NinjaMadness: How about… The Defenders of Insanity?
WaterIsMyFriend: Yeah!
WaterIsMyFriend: And our mission can be to take over the world!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: By making people hyper!
NinjaMadness: Yay I like it does the Defenders-of-Insanity dance
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah! And that can be our official dance!
WaterIsMyFriend: Yeah you’ve got to teach us at one of our weekly meetings!
NinjaMadness: Oooooh ooooh oooooh can they be held at my house?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Is it big enough?
NinjaMadness: Yeah it’s also the HQ for the Restoration Committee here at Radiant Garden
WaterIsMyFriend: Hehe we can start our mission by sabotaging the Committee
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah it should be easy enough
NinjaMadness: How about I slip some sugar in their drinks next time the Committee meets?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah then we’ll take over the whole world!

BurntCookie has joined the conversation

WaterIsMyFriend: And it will be fun!
BurntCookie: Finally! I found you, Demyx. Superior sent me to remind you to pay for the repairs to the meeting room… We can’t hold and meetings with half the chairs all smashed.
WaterIsMyFriend: IT WASN’T ME IT WAS THE HORSES! THEY’RE OUT TO GET ME! THEY FRAMED ME SO THAT YOU’D ALL BE ANGRY WITH ME!
BurntCookie: Oh no…
WaterIsMyFriend: What?!
BurntCookie: You’re in a weird mood again, aren’t you?
WaterIsMyFriend: Blame the sugar! It’s the sugar’s fault!
BurntCookie: But it’s your fault for eating the sugar in the first place
WaterIsMyFriend: No it’s not! The sugar forced its way down my throat!
BurntCookie: Sure it did…

BurntCookie had left the conversation

NinjaMadness: Phew I thought he was gonna find out about our plot
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah we were lucky… We’re gonna have to be careful
WaterIsMyFriend: Yeah we don’t want some nosy sane people finding out!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: They might try to stop us!
NinjaMadness: That’s always the case though… The bad guys are always trying to stop the good guys in making the world a better place!

DarknessDefeated has joined the conversation

BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah! I wonder why…
DarknessDefeated: … No… not Rikku again!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: IT’S THE NAME THEIF!!! QUICK! RUN, HIDE, BEFORE HE CAN STEAL YOUR NAMES, TOO
NinjaMadness: AHHHH hides under the table
WaterIsMyFriend: NO! DON’T TELL HIM WHERE YOU’RE HIDING! THEN HE’LL BE ABLE TO FIND YOU AND STEAL YOUR NAME!
WaterIsMyFriend: runs and hides in some unknown place, where Riku will never be able to find me
BoUnCyAlBhEd: You’ll pay for stealing my name one day!
DarknessDefeated: Damn I see that you’ve met Yuffie… And even worse, Demyx is here, too. I’m outa here before anything bad happens

DarknessDefeated has left the conversation

NinjaMadness: Haha that was fun crawls out from underneath the table
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah at least he didn’t get your names!
WaterIsMyFriend: Is it safe to come out now?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah
WaterIsMyFriend: Phew we’re safe comes out of hiding
NinjaMadness: We’d better end it here, before someone else finds us and listens in to our planning
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yeah meet you both at Yuffie’s house… when’s our next meeting
WaterIsMyFriend: I’m free tomorrow
NinjaMadness: Yeah good idea the rest of the Committee are out tomorrow
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yay tomorrow it is, then!
WaterIsMyFriend: Farewell, fellow Insaners!
NinjaMadness: Haha I like that!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yay it can be our Official Farewell!
WaterIsMyFriend: Ok on the count of 3
WaterIsMyFriend: 1
WaterIsMyFriend: 2
WaterIsMyFriend: 3!
NinjaMadness: Farewell, fellow Insaners!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Farewell, fellow Insaners!
WaterIsMyFriend: Farewell, fellow Insaners!
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