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Return of the Insaners

by MyraSwift 1 review

The Defenders of Insanity make a return, and a mysterious visitor pops in and out of the chatroom.

Category: Kingdom Hearts - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters: Cloud,Demyx,Selphie,Yuffie - Published: 2009-09-15 - Updated: 2009-09-15 - 1088 words

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Chat Room of DOOM!
The Return of the Insaners

OathkeeperWielder: Where’s the damn milk?!?!
TwilightStruggler: In the fridge?
OathkeeperWielder: NO! I’m not that stupid!
TwilightStruggler: Right if you say so
OathkeeperWielder: I do
TwilightStruggler: Do what?
OathkeeperWielder: Say so
TwilightStruggler: What do you say so?
OathkeeperWielder: I SAID THAT I’M NOT STUPID!!!
TwilightStruggler: When?
OathkeeperWielder: Just then?
TwilightStruggler: No you didn’t
OathkeeperWielder: YES I DID!
TwilightStruggler: No… I think you’re going mad, Sora…
OathkeeperWielder: I am not!
TwilightStruggler: Aren’t what?

BurntCookie has joined the conversation

OathkeeperWielder: GOING MAD!!!
BurntCookie: You’re going mad, Sora?
OathkeeperWielder: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OathkeeperWielder: Gah why is everyone so mean to me?
TwilightStruggler: We’re not
BurntCookie: Yeah, we’re not mean!
OathkeeperWielder: YES YOU ARE!!!!

OathkeeperWielder has left the conversation

TwilightStruggler: Haha that was fun!
BurntCookie: I know we should do this more often!

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has joined the conversation

BurntCookie: Hello random person
BurntCookie: …
BurntCookie: Random person?
TwilightStruggler: Helloooooo?

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has left the conversation

TwilightStruggler: Okaaaaay
BurntCookie: That was weird…
TwilightStruggler: Very weird
BurntCookie: This is boring
TwilightStruggler: Yeah
BurntCookie: What’s the point of boredom? It’s so annoying!
TwilightStruggler: Yeah
BurntCookie: Can you say anything but ‘yeah’?
TwilightStruggler: Yeah
BurntCookie: Grrr
TwilightStruggler: Haha

NinjaMadness has joined the conversation

NinjaMadness: I’m here!
BurntCookie: Great…
NinjaMadness: I know it is, isn’t it?
BurntCookie: No
NinjaMadness: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that
TwilightStruggler: But you didn’t hear it…
NinjaMadness: Good point! That means I don’t even have to pretend!
BurntCookie: You might not have heard it, but you saw it
NinjaMadness: No I didn’t
BurntCookie: But if you didn’t, then how do you know what you didn’t see?
NinjaMadness: I’m special
TwilightStruggler: Sure are… Just not in the way you mean.
BurntCookie: Lol
NinjaMadness: Meany…
TwilightStruggler: You said it, not me!
NinjaMadness: You’re mean

TwilightStruggler has been kicked out of the conversation

BurntCookie: That was mean

BurntCookie has been kicked out of the conversation

NinjaMadness: Haha I win!

SugaryPaopu has joined the conversation

NinjaMadness: Good timing! I just kicked Axel and Roxas out of the conversation!
SugaryPaopu: Yay for you!
NinjaMadness: Yaaaaaaaay!
SugaryPaopu: Hehe
NinjaMadness: Hehehe

BoUnCyAlBhEd has joined the conversation

NinjaMadness: RIKKU!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: YUFFIE!
SugaryPaopu: RIKKU!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: SELPHIE!
NinjaMadness: Hehe
SugaryPaopu: Defenders of Insanity, unite!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: YAY!!! Now we just need Demyx!

WaterIsMyFriend has joined the conversation

NinjaMadness: DEMYX! Right on time!
WaterIsMyFriend: Right on time for what?
SugaryPaopu: A Defenders of Insanity meeting!
WaterIsMyFriend: Yay!
NinjaMadness: Ok, fellow Insaners. What’s been happening since our last meeting?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Well, I’ve been working on Yuna, but Paine always tells me off. We’re gonna have to watch her and make sure she doesn’t figure out our plot.
WaterIsMyFriend: Unfortunately, Axel has been resisting all further attempts to insanenise him.
NinjaMadness: Hmmm… We’ll have to try some new techniques.
SugaryPaopu: I’ve been working on Tidus, and I think it’s working!
NinjaMadness: Yay!
SugaryPaopu: I think he’ll be ready for recruitment soon!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: YAY FOR RECRUITMENT!
WaterIsMyFriend: Hehe
NinjaMadness: Haha
SugaryPaopu: Hihi
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hoho
WaterIsMyFriend: Huhu!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Yay that was fun!
SugaryPaopu: Let’s do it again!
WaterIsMyFriend: Hehe
NinjaMadness: Haha
SugaryPaopu: Hihi
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hoho
WaterIsMyFriend: Huhu!
NinjaMadness: AGAIN!
WaterIsMyFriend: Hehe
NinjaMadness: Haha
SugaryPaopu: Hihi
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hoho
WaterIsMyFriend: Huhu!
WaterIsMyFriend: Yaaaaaaaay!
WaterIsMyFriend: Hehe
NinjaMadness: Haha
SugaryPaopu: Hihi
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hoho
WaterIsMyFriend: Huhu!

15 minutes later…

BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hoho
WaterIsMyFriend: Huhu!

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has joined the conversation

BoUnCyAlBhEd: INTRUDER!!!
WaterIsMyFriend: QUICK, HIDE ALL EVIDENCE!
SugaryPaopu: hides

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has left the conversation

NinjaMadness: Wait!
NinjaMadness: Grrrr…
WaterIsMyFriend: What?
NinjaMadness: Oh, I think I know him…
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Really?
NinjaMadness: Yeah well I reckon there’s only one person who would have that as his name…
SugaryPaopu: Wait to see if he comes back… He left very quickly.
NinjaMadness: Yeah that’s typical him, if it’s who I’m thinking of.
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Eep I’d better go, Paine’s coming!
SugaryPaopu: Bye!

BoUnCyAlBhEd has left the conversation

NinjaMadness: Ok, I think that signals the end of this meeting.
SugaryPaopu: Yeah I should probably go, my mumsy’s calling me.
SugaryPaopu: Byebyes!

SugaryPaopu has left the conversation

WaterIsMyFriend: Everyone’s leaving!
NinjaMadness: I’m still here!
WaterIsMyFriend: No you’re not.
NinjaMadness: Oh, ok then, I’m not.

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has joined the conversation

NinjaMadness: CLOUD?
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Yeah?
NinjaMadness: IT IS YOU!
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Yeah…
NinjaMadness: You’re too emo for your own good
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: No I’m not!
NinjaMadness: Yes you are!
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Ummm I’ve got to go I just thought I saw Sephiroth

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has left the conversation

WaterIsMyFriend: …Who was he?
NinjaMadness: One of my friends. He’s always going all emo and sulking.
WaterIsMyFriend: Oh…
NinjaMadness: Yeah he’s fun to poke
WaterIsMyFriend: Lol

PaopuPrincess has joined the conversation

MemoryWeaver has joined the conversation


PaopuPrincess: Hello!
MemoryWeaver: Umm… Hi
WaterIsMyFriend: Naminé?
MemoryWeaver: Yes? Demyx?
WaterIsMyFriend: Yay I thought it was you.
NinjaMadness: Hello Naminé! I’m Yuffie!
MemoryWeaver: Hello Yuffie
PaopuPrincess: See? It’s not that bad, Naminé!
MemoryWeaver: Yes…
NinjaMadness: What would be bad?
PaopuPrincess: This is her first time in a chat room. She was a bit nervous.
WaterIsMyFriend: In that case, welcome to the world of chat rooms, Naminé!
MemoryWeaver: Thanks, Demyx

DarknessDefeated has joined the conversation

BoUnCyAlBhEd: NAME THEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarknessDefeated: Will you ever give up on that?! It’s really annoying!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Not until you give my name back!
DarknessDefeated: I NEVER STOLE IT!
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Then how come you’ve got the same name as me?
DarknessDefeated: For one, it’s spelt differently, and it’s not as if I chose my name.
PaopuPrincess: Ok, Naminé and I have to go now. Bye!
MemoryWeaver: Bye!

PaopuPrincess has left the conversation

MemoryWeaver has left the conversation


WaterIsMyFriend: drops a whole lot of water on Riku
DarknessDefeated: What was that for?
WaterIsMyFriend: I dunno I felt like soaking something.
DarknessDefeated: Grrr
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Hehe that was funny, Demyx!

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has joined the conversation

WaterIsMyFriend: You’re back! Cloud, right?
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Yeah…
BoUnCyAlBhEd: You’re weird
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Right…

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has left the conversation

DarknessDefeated: What’s with him?
WaterIsMyFriend: He’s Yuffie’s friend

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has joined the conversation

BoUnCyAlBhEd: He’s a bit… odd
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Who?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Ummm… Heh… Someone…?
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: You were talking about me, weren’t you?
BoUnCyAlBhEd: Maybe…
MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth: Right

MySwordIsBetterThanYoursSephiroth has left the conversation

DarknessDefeated: Ok, that’s not normal
BoUnCyAlBhEd: whispers to Demyx
WaterIsMyFriend: whispers back

BoUnCyAlBhEd has left the conversation

WaterIsMyFriend has left the conversation


DarknessDefeated: Ummm… Ok then…
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