Calculators indeed do help you everyday. I was sitting in maths, daydreaming as per usual, and I managed to compose this song using my own boredness. I can't tell you how many times a calculator ha...
(To the music of 'Raindrops keep falling on my head.')
Calculators help you every day!
Calculators help you through the tough exams
Should you use your brain?
You've got a calculator,
Right in your pocket?
It's just insane!
You'd be dumb to use your brain!
NOTE: This song is very entertaining to sing during an exceedingly difficult mathematics test.