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Bear Witch!

by MyNameOkay 4 Reviews

By The Great McKracky! Lmao

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2010/01/04 - Updated: 2010/01/23 - 817 words

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You: BOO!!!!
Stranger: HOLY SHITWAHTTHEFUCK??
Stranger: DICK
Stranger: you scared the shit out of me
Stranger: fuck
You: ^^_^^
Stranger: jesus whats wrong with you
You: Im Sowwie!!!
Stranger: Sor- what? god... panting seriously dude
Stranger: ... fuck panting
You: Lmao Hugs I Didnt Mean It! PROMISE!
Stranger: Why are you shouting?! your right next to my ear!
Stranger: AGH!
Stranger: stumbles back
You: I Do Everything Wrong!!!
Stranger: you stoned? wtf man!?
You: Ima Kill Myself!
Stranger: JESUS!
Stranger: calm down dude! we all fuck up.. i mean ... you fucked up but we all do
You: Im Sorry!!!!
You: Dont Hurt Me!
You: Dont Send Me Away!
You: I Didnt Mean It!
Stranger: wait a sec
Stranger: your no dude!
Stranger: GODDAMNIT
You: Nope!!
You: Bwahahahahaha
Stranger: Sneaky fucking women
You: ^^_^^
Stranger: dont you know you attract bearS?
Stranger: i could have been killed!
Stranger: by a bear!
You: My Menstral Cycle, You Mean>
You: ?
Stranger: -_- yes... that
You: That's Why No One Likes Me!!
You: I SHOULD JUST DIEEEEEEE
Stranger: If you stay outdoors you just might
Stranger: i mean
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: bears... fucking 10 tone a piece... grizzly fucking bears
You: Crys Histarically
You: Why Me?!?! Damn My Monthly Vaginal Bleeding!
Stranger: Monthly bleeding????!?!?! Holy GOD
Stranger: How are you not dead??!??
Stranger: WITCH!!!
Stranger: BEAR WITCH!
You: Dont Burn Me!!!
You: Please! I Beg Of You!
Stranger: I shant take a step closer! why that would be like walking toward a ... bear magnet! and fuck that!
Stranger: bears goddamnit!
Stranger: fuck that!
You: Where Are The Bears?!?!? We Live In An Urban Area!! There Are No Goddamn Bears???
Stranger: not yet!
Stranger: you womenfolk allways bring them around sooner or later
Stranger: ...and then.... BAM! whole family eaten by one big goddamnd animal
You: When Was The Last Time You Saw A Bear Just Walking Around In This City??!?!
Stranger: i live not in a city
Stranger: i live
Stranger: ...IN A TOOOOOOWWWWWN
Stranger: ...plagued by bears
You: There Is No Difference!
You: WHERE ARE THE BEARS!
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: where ARE the bears HMMMMM
Stranger: its your vagina that calls them HMMMM
Stranger: i know you control them!
You: Looks Down BAD VAGINA!
You: It's All Her Fault! Points Down Not Me!
You: If I Had A Choice I Would Rid Of My Vagina!
Stranger: You would ruin the will OF GOD??
Stranger: HARLOT!
Stranger: BEAR BRINGING HARLOT!
You: My Name Isnt Harlot!
Stranger: Well it certainly is not Angelica!
Stranger: Bear bringer!
You: Well.. You're A.... Urm...
You: A Meanie Bo Beanie WithA Weaie!
You: Weanie*
Stranger: Well at least i dont have a never healing wound
Stranger: ..that, oh yah, ATTRACTS BEARS
Stranger: Jesus! why bears??
You: I Dont Think Jesus Can Hear You.....
Stranger: your right...
Stranger: ..to much BEAR GROWLING
You: AH!!!!
You: BEARSSSS
Stranger: FUCKINGHOLYSHIT
You: RUN MAN< RUUUUMMMM
Stranger: RUM???
Stranger: YES RUM!
You: Maybe That'll Make The Bears Go Away?
You: GET THEM DRUNK!
Stranger: Agreed!
Stranger: nothing more safe than 10 tones of drunk mussle claw and teeth
You: Right!.... Wait..
Stranger: This is why no women are lumberjackbearslayers
Stranger: like me
You: And You Are?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: went pro
You: Well Kill The Thing!
Stranger: psh
Stranger: as if
Stranger: im not some free hussy
You: Glares
Stranger: works for the papper
Stranger: eyes go wide
You: I Have.... 54 Cents?
Stranger: HOLYSHITRUN
You: AH!! Runs And Trips
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: :D
Stranger: popcorn ata distance
You: Fuck You Nigger Bear!!! Takes Out Baseball Bat From Vagina
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: D:
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: vomits
Stranger: thumbs up
Stranger: vomits more
You: The Deed Is Done
You: Glare At You
Stranger: more vomit
You: SICK!
Stranger: that was.... unexpected
You: Well... Gotta Have Some Protection?
You: And I Ran Out Of Tampons.
Stranger: :|
You: :/
Stranger: dry heave
You: Stop Puking!
Stranger: Stop pulling massive objects from your bear trap of a vagina!
Stranger: Seriously! never should someone have to say that!
You: Well... I Have Lollipops?
Stranger: Vagina loli - pops?
You: Yes Sir
Stranger: Neat
You: Want One?
Stranger: Not particularly
Stranger: I dont beleive
You: Oh, Well... Okay, But I Want One!
Stranger: in t.he storage of candy in orafacies of the body
Stranger: lol
You: DONT LOOK
You: *Sticks Hand Down Pants
Stranger: D8
You: Tastes Funny...
You: Holds Out Lolli
You: Taste It.
Stranger: D8
Stranger: Oh lawd
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Sure!
You: Yay!
You: Vagina Pop!
Stranger: just like real lolipops, but more vagina!
You: And Tuna Flavored!
You: :/
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: im gunna eat mine later
Stranger: ....alot later
Stranger: .........puts in trash
You: I Saw That!
Stranger: SAW WAT?
Stranger: i ate it! honest!
You: Frowns And Starts Balling
You: You Dont Like My Menstral Vagina Flavored LollI!!!!
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: wait
Stranger: loli vagina
Stranger: ceap laugh
Stranger: cheap*
You: I Cant Believe You.
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