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H.J. Potter

As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Kingsley - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2010/02/21 - Updated: 2010/02/22 - 1700 words - Complete

Reviews

• H.J. Potter

  (#) Cocoa_girl 2010-02-21 10:43:40 PM

  "Happy endings don't include affairs, divorces, and unplanned pregnancies."
  
  Oh there is a story there. Just who is Harry currently married to? Who was the other woman? And who got knocked up?

  Author's response

  That is all for your imagination :)

• H.J. Potter

  (#) hammerhead 2010-02-22 11:58:01 PM

  Can you say funny as hell? Damn 'bout pissed myself laughing at this one.

  Author's response

  Thanks :)
  I apologize for any accidents I may have caused.

• H.J. Potter

  (#) Snowfire 2010-02-23 04:32:03 AM

  Very, very interesting view with little gems of humor that kept me smiling the whole way through.
  
  Excellent piece of writing.

  Author's response

  Thank you! Your smiles make my smiles

• H.J. Potter

  (#) HallowsNotHorcruxes 2010-02-23 02:07:48 PM

  That is one of the funniest stories I've read in a while. I love the idea of Kingsley standing in the middle of a HP book signing.

  Author's response

  Thanks! I imagine Kingsley would have handled the shock of muggles impersonating wizards much better than most, seeing as he used to work for the Prime Minister. If Mad-Eye were still around on the other hand...

• H.J. Potter

  (#) KenF 2010-09-07 04:04:00 AM

  That was good for an early morning laugh, and thing about affairs and pregnancies left me just curious enough to be satisfied.
  
  Thanks!
  
  KenF

• H.J. Potter

  (#) Clell65619 2010-09-07 06:09:08 AM

  - Good one. I know it's done and you've told the story you want to, but I would love to see more background on this particular world.

• H.J. Potter

  (#) noylj 2010-09-07 07:47:31 PM

  I assume that Harry wrote himself as a female and didn't actually perform some gender-bending ritual...

• H.J. Potter

  (#) SlutPuppyInTx 2011-03-11 11:15:02 PM

  JK is a witch, her pen is her wand. Most of what she casts is pure literary magic! I love the majority of her stories, though the HP Universe is by far my favorite of her works to date.
  
  My best bet is, that in your mind, HP is married to Neville Longbottom that inadvertently changed his gender to female after a potions accident, fell madly in love with Harry after feeding him an unrequited love potion, had sex with him, not quite understanding the female form and got pregnant by accident rather than by choice after divorcing female Blaise Zabini. That enough imagination for you?

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