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Mikey's Horney Unicorn
8 Reviewsmikey's unicorn now belongs to someone else
unicorn:"i thought you don't love me"
mikey:"well, you are my horney unicorn"
unicorn:"oh...well i went to somebody else"
mikey:"WHO?'
unicorn:"pete wentz"
mikey:"THAT BUSTARD"
unicorn:"i couldn't help it!"
mikey:"i must kill him" >:(
meanwhile at pete wentz's house
pete:"oh god i have to use the bathroom" dose pee dance
front door bust down mikey:"HOW ARE YOU STEAL MY UNICORN!"
pete:"you left the unicorn for someone else, i was the shoulder to cry on!"
mikey:"meet me backstage before my show, it will be a battle of the unicorns!"
pete:"but...we're not.."
mikey:"BE QUIET" slams non-existing door
pete:"why am i wet?" looks down "DAMN IT MIKEY! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
backstage at the show:
ray:"who are we waiting for?"
mikey:"IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU SO SHUT UP"
gerard:"i have never seen you this angry before, i am scared" :'(
frank:"awww, don't cry gee"
ray's hair:"i have lost my drumsticks!"
frank:"HEY HAIRBALL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS STORY SO GO AWAY"
ray's hair:"YOU DON'T OWN ME BITCH!"
frank:"YES I DO" grabs vacuum cleaner and sucks up ray hair
ray:"NOOOO! MY HAIR!" sob
mikey:"YOU VACUUMED MY COOKIE!"
frank:"ohh get over it ya horney unicorn"
pete: comes out of know where warrior cry "GAAAAAAAAAAA"
hits mikey in the back with a bass
gerard:"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BROTHER! FOR THIS YOU MUST PAY" turns into batman "FRANK, GO GET YOU SIDEKICK COSTUME THAT I MADE YOU"
frank: puts on costume "I AM NOT GOING TO BE ROBIN THE BOY WOUNDER, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND"
gerard:"was i ever in my mind?"
ray:"look frank you can see your horn"
frank:"WHAT!!?" covers self
ray:"i didn't mean that..i meant this!" *pulls out french horn that somehow fitted in franks pocket"
frank:"oh, thank goodness it wasn't what i.."
gerard:"NO THAT'S RIGHT HERE!" pokes frank where he shouldn't of
frank:"DON'T POKE ME THERE FOOL"
ray:"where is mikey"
frank:"oh, a note..it says pete kidnapped mikey"
gerard:"WHAT! WE HAVE TO FIND HIM?"
gerard:"where would pete take mikey?"
ray:"to his bedroom......TO PLAY DOLLS"
frank:"to the unicorn farm, where everything is horney!"
gerard:"maybe he took mikey to his house?"
ray:"let's go check"
frank:"okay, i'll go get my flashlight and magical car"
two minutes later
gerard:"that is your magical car?"
frank:"yeah, its so cool right, her name is gjaslnvienval;dfioh"
ray:"how do you even pronounce that?"
frank:"like this 'galdh' all the other stuff is silent"
gerard:"but you're car is a.....COW!" facepalm
frank:"well come on people, we don't have all day!"
mikey:"where am i?"
pete:"i bought you to a secret place...YOU'RE COOKIE STASH IN RAY'S HAIR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
mikey:"why did you take me here? what are you going to do to me?"
pete:"well i am going to eat the cookies, one by one"
mikey: gasp NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
meanwhile:
ray:"why do i hear voices"
frank:"OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE GONE INSANE!" throws babies at ray
ray:"where the HELL did you get babies?"
frank:"YO MAMA! CAUSE SHE IS A WHORE!"
gerard:"look, i posted a help to the MCRmy so they can help us look for mikey, we'll find him in no time. and no whores are aloud to help."
at a starbucks where gerard told the MCRmy to meet
gerard:"okay so who is here and willing...
Rhiannon:"hahahahahahaha he said willing!"
gerard:"....to help us find mikey?"
Rhiannon:"i'll help just so i can yell at him, HOW DARE HE LEAVE UNICORN!"
gerard:"well then"
Rhiannon:"hahahaha"
gerard:"STOP LAUGHING!"
amanda:"HORNEY"
frank:"oh god, not again" covers self
crow:"MUST POKE IT!"
crow chases frank around the room to poke his..."horn"
versatile vampire and kate fight over a bag of blood both screaming "MINE"
james:"WHERE IS MIKEY'S COOKIE?" slaps frank
frank:"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" epic fight here
ray:will we ever get this sorted out?
gerard:we have some crazy ass fans.....
Isabel:"well, maybe their in ray's hair"
jessica:"okay, i'll cut it with my........CHAINSAW!"
ray:"GET AWAY FROM ME YAH CRAZY!"
jessica:"mwhahahahahahahahahaha"
meanwhile in the cookie stash in ray's hair:
pete:"i'll start with this one"
mikey:"no not that one!"
pete:"eats cookie"
mikey:"THAT HAD A GOLDFISH IN IT!"
pete spits out cookie "WHY IS THERE A GOLDFISH IN A COOKIE!?"
mikey:so i wouln't lose it
pete:"OH CAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE"
mikey:"don't yell at me" whimper
frank:"ray let her cut you're hair"
ray:"NOOO, IT JUST GREW BACK! I CAN'T BE BALD AGAIN! I'LL BE IMCOMPLETE!"
gerard:"WHAT HAS TO BE DONE MUST BE DONE! WE NEED TO SAVE MIKEY!"
ray:"you're right gerard, i am sorry" goes to jessica "go ahead and cut..sobmy hair
jess:"with pleasure"
mikey:"STOP EATING MY COOKIES! THEY ARE MINE!"
pete:"NO, YOU MADE ME PEE MY PANTS, YOU MUST PAY"
mikey:"NOOOOOOOO!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
both mikey and pete hear a distant buzz
pete:"what is tha....OH MY GOD"
mikey:"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
pete:"COME ON!"
chainsaw is starting to enter the hair
mikey:"OH MY BOB! WE ARE GONNA DIE"
pete:"I FOUND A SHORT CUT!"
mikey:"OKAY!"
jessica:"i hope i don't cut you're head off"
ray:"OH NOW YOU SHOW CONCERN"
frank:"IF YOU'RE FRO MOVING AGAIN!?"
pete and mikey fly out of the 'fro
mikey lands on @Jeanine Ilikeskittles Iero
ray:"i think mikey broke her spine"
gerard:"MIKEY!!!!!" *pickes up mikey and bear hugs him "i am never letting go, don't you scare me like that again"
mikey:"WHAT ABOUT UNI?"
jeanine:"WHAT ABOUT ME, YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME!"
mikey:"I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOSE!"
mikey:"i chose.......BOTH!"
jeanine:"FUCK YES"
unicorn:"BUT I DON'T WANT TO SHARE!"
ray:"DON'T BE GREEDY UNICORN!"
ray's 'fro clumps from the vacuum cleaner:"YEA, DON'T BE GREEDY YA STUPID HORNEY COOKIE!"
unicorn;"I AM NOT A COOKIE!"
gerard:"well thank you MCRmy for helping even though...
amanda:"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......."
james:"MIKEY! I FOUND YOUR COOKIE!"
mikey: :D
gerard:"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP INTERRUPTING ME?"
mikey:"now you know how i fe..."
gerard:"EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT JESSICA"
jess:"GERARD SAID MY NAME AND NOT YOURS! HA"
amanda:"oh he will say me name"
gerard:"o.O i am scared, i am gonna go home to bandit"
mikey:"are you ready jeanine and unicorn to start our lives together?"
jeanine: =D
mikey:"i'll take that as a yes"
unicorn:"i guess"
frank;"what about pete?"
jess:"i'll take care of him, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
pete:what are you going to do?
jess:"i am gonna make you some.....COOKIES :D"
frank:"everyone has someone but me :("
random asian guy:"well no one ever pays me in gum"
random people:"awwwwwww"
amanda:"i'll take you home with me!"
asian guy:"WHO ME? :)"
amanda:"NOT YOU, FRANK"
asian guy: sob
frank:"okay"
and they walk off in the sunset leaving ray alone with the random asian guy and people
THE END
mikey:"well, you are my horney unicorn"
unicorn:"oh...well i went to somebody else"
mikey:"WHO?'
unicorn:"pete wentz"
mikey:"THAT BUSTARD"
unicorn:"i couldn't help it!"
mikey:"i must kill him" >:(
meanwhile at pete wentz's house
pete:"oh god i have to use the bathroom" dose pee dance
front door bust down mikey:"HOW ARE YOU STEAL MY UNICORN!"
pete:"you left the unicorn for someone else, i was the shoulder to cry on!"
mikey:"meet me backstage before my show, it will be a battle of the unicorns!"
pete:"but...we're not.."
mikey:"BE QUIET" slams non-existing door
pete:"why am i wet?" looks down "DAMN IT MIKEY! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
backstage at the show:
ray:"who are we waiting for?"
mikey:"IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU SO SHUT UP"
gerard:"i have never seen you this angry before, i am scared" :'(
frank:"awww, don't cry gee"
ray's hair:"i have lost my drumsticks!"
frank:"HEY HAIRBALL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS STORY SO GO AWAY"
ray's hair:"YOU DON'T OWN ME BITCH!"
frank:"YES I DO" grabs vacuum cleaner and sucks up ray hair
ray:"NOOOO! MY HAIR!" sob
mikey:"YOU VACUUMED MY COOKIE!"
frank:"ohh get over it ya horney unicorn"
pete: comes out of know where warrior cry "GAAAAAAAAAAA"
hits mikey in the back with a bass
gerard:"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BROTHER! FOR THIS YOU MUST PAY" turns into batman "FRANK, GO GET YOU SIDEKICK COSTUME THAT I MADE YOU"
frank: puts on costume "I AM NOT GOING TO BE ROBIN THE BOY WOUNDER, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND"
gerard:"was i ever in my mind?"
ray:"look frank you can see your horn"
frank:"WHAT!!?" covers self
ray:"i didn't mean that..i meant this!" *pulls out french horn that somehow fitted in franks pocket"
frank:"oh, thank goodness it wasn't what i.."
gerard:"NO THAT'S RIGHT HERE!" pokes frank where he shouldn't of
frank:"DON'T POKE ME THERE FOOL"
ray:"where is mikey"
frank:"oh, a note..it says pete kidnapped mikey"
gerard:"WHAT! WE HAVE TO FIND HIM?"
gerard:"where would pete take mikey?"
ray:"to his bedroom......TO PLAY DOLLS"
frank:"to the unicorn farm, where everything is horney!"
gerard:"maybe he took mikey to his house?"
ray:"let's go check"
frank:"okay, i'll go get my flashlight and magical car"
two minutes later
gerard:"that is your magical car?"
frank:"yeah, its so cool right, her name is gjaslnvienval;dfioh"
ray:"how do you even pronounce that?"
frank:"like this 'galdh' all the other stuff is silent"
gerard:"but you're car is a.....COW!" facepalm
frank:"well come on people, we don't have all day!"
mikey:"where am i?"
pete:"i bought you to a secret place...YOU'RE COOKIE STASH IN RAY'S HAIR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
mikey:"why did you take me here? what are you going to do to me?"
pete:"well i am going to eat the cookies, one by one"
mikey: gasp NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
meanwhile:
ray:"why do i hear voices"
frank:"OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE GONE INSANE!" throws babies at ray
ray:"where the HELL did you get babies?"
frank:"YO MAMA! CAUSE SHE IS A WHORE!"
gerard:"look, i posted a help to the MCRmy so they can help us look for mikey, we'll find him in no time. and no whores are aloud to help."
at a starbucks where gerard told the MCRmy to meet
gerard:"okay so who is here and willing...
Rhiannon:"hahahahahahaha he said willing!"
gerard:"....to help us find mikey?"
Rhiannon:"i'll help just so i can yell at him, HOW DARE HE LEAVE UNICORN!"
gerard:"well then"
Rhiannon:"hahahaha"
gerard:"STOP LAUGHING!"
amanda:"HORNEY"
frank:"oh god, not again" covers self
crow:"MUST POKE IT!"
crow chases frank around the room to poke his..."horn"
versatile vampire and kate fight over a bag of blood both screaming "MINE"
james:"WHERE IS MIKEY'S COOKIE?" slaps frank
frank:"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" epic fight here
ray:will we ever get this sorted out?
gerard:we have some crazy ass fans.....
Isabel:"well, maybe their in ray's hair"
jessica:"okay, i'll cut it with my........CHAINSAW!"
ray:"GET AWAY FROM ME YAH CRAZY!"
jessica:"mwhahahahahahahahahaha"
meanwhile in the cookie stash in ray's hair:
pete:"i'll start with this one"
mikey:"no not that one!"
pete:"eats cookie"
mikey:"THAT HAD A GOLDFISH IN IT!"
pete spits out cookie "WHY IS THERE A GOLDFISH IN A COOKIE!?"
mikey:so i wouln't lose it
pete:"OH CAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE"
mikey:"don't yell at me" whimper
frank:"ray let her cut you're hair"
ray:"NOOO, IT JUST GREW BACK! I CAN'T BE BALD AGAIN! I'LL BE IMCOMPLETE!"
gerard:"WHAT HAS TO BE DONE MUST BE DONE! WE NEED TO SAVE MIKEY!"
ray:"you're right gerard, i am sorry" goes to jessica "go ahead and cut..sobmy hair
jess:"with pleasure"
mikey:"STOP EATING MY COOKIES! THEY ARE MINE!"
pete:"NO, YOU MADE ME PEE MY PANTS, YOU MUST PAY"
mikey:"NOOOOOOOO!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
both mikey and pete hear a distant buzz
pete:"what is tha....OH MY GOD"
mikey:"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
pete:"COME ON!"
chainsaw is starting to enter the hair
mikey:"OH MY BOB! WE ARE GONNA DIE"
pete:"I FOUND A SHORT CUT!"
mikey:"OKAY!"
jessica:"i hope i don't cut you're head off"
ray:"OH NOW YOU SHOW CONCERN"
frank:"IF YOU'RE FRO MOVING AGAIN!?"
pete and mikey fly out of the 'fro
mikey lands on @Jeanine Ilikeskittles Iero
ray:"i think mikey broke her spine"
gerard:"MIKEY!!!!!" *pickes up mikey and bear hugs him "i am never letting go, don't you scare me like that again"
mikey:"WHAT ABOUT UNI?"
jeanine:"WHAT ABOUT ME, YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME!"
mikey:"I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOSE!"
mikey:"i chose.......BOTH!"
jeanine:"FUCK YES"
unicorn:"BUT I DON'T WANT TO SHARE!"
ray:"DON'T BE GREEDY UNICORN!"
ray's 'fro clumps from the vacuum cleaner:"YEA, DON'T BE GREEDY YA STUPID HORNEY COOKIE!"
unicorn;"I AM NOT A COOKIE!"
gerard:"well thank you MCRmy for helping even though...
amanda:"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......."
james:"MIKEY! I FOUND YOUR COOKIE!"
mikey: :D
gerard:"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP INTERRUPTING ME?"
mikey:"now you know how i fe..."
gerard:"EVEN THOUGH YOU GUYS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT JESSICA"
jess:"GERARD SAID MY NAME AND NOT YOURS! HA"
amanda:"oh he will say me name"
gerard:"o.O i am scared, i am gonna go home to bandit"
mikey:"are you ready jeanine and unicorn to start our lives together?"
jeanine: =D
mikey:"i'll take that as a yes"
unicorn:"i guess"
frank;"what about pete?"
jess:"i'll take care of him, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
pete:what are you going to do?
jess:"i am gonna make you some.....COOKIES :D"
frank:"everyone has someone but me :("
random asian guy:"well no one ever pays me in gum"
random people:"awwwwwww"
amanda:"i'll take you home with me!"
asian guy:"WHO ME? :)"
amanda:"NOT YOU, FRANK"
asian guy: sob
frank:"okay"
and they walk off in the sunset leaving ray alone with the random asian guy and people
THE END
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