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Chocula 4

by shadesmaclean 0 Reviews

Dr Färtnøkker

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2010/11/08 - Updated: 2010/11/08 - 103 words - Complete

Unbeknownst to the Dudes, but knownst to Ayatollah Asshollah and his henchmen, the Dudes were being spied on by a Major League Baseball satellite.

‘…But will this new superweapon work, Herr Doktor?’ asked Ayatollah Asshollah as he didst watch the satellite screen.

‘Fear not, Ayatollah,’ quoth the evil mad scientist Dr Färtnøkker, who maketh evil appliances, ‘for ’twas one of the Nazis’ World War II secret weapon projects, one of Hitler’s most diabolical schemes. Scoot wilt know not what hit him!’

‘I still think thou hast read the plans wrong,’ quoth Ayatollah Asshollah. ‘I hope it worketh, for thy sake…’
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