FicWad

Part Eight
Amarant: Noooo, you can't get married, 'cause I'm in
love with Zidane!
Zidane: What!?!
Vivi: It's true! He's even got a shrine, it freaks me out!
Amarant: So you see, I'm also as bent as an 8 bob
note!
Zidane: We're getting married and there's nothing you can do about it!
Amarant: Wanna bet!?!
(Amarant swoops across the floor and steals Steiner and sort of glides out of the window......)
Zidane: STEINER! Somebody stop him!!
Freya: I'll go, seeing as I'm very persuasive
Vivi: Well, you did persuade that hobo to take out
life insurance
Freya: Yeah that was pretty impressive!
(A glass smashed)
Bobo: Oh my God!!! My waters have broken!!!
Kuja: What, what, what do I do? Do you want a drink?
Bobo: Nooo you stupid motherfucker I need towels! Owwwww!!
Michael: C'mon breath, in and out!
Bobo: I am breathing!! AND STOP LOOKING UP MY
SKIRT, ZIDANE!!!
Zidane: Sooory!
Bobo: Someone hold my hand!
Vivi: I will, Bobo.......
(Vivi clasps hold of Bobo's hand!)
Michael: And push!
Bobo: Owwwwwww!!
Vivi: Owwww my fucking hand! You've broke my fucking hand! You stupid bitch!!
Kuja: Don't call my wife a bitch! You overgrown squirrel
Vivi: I'm not a fucking squirrel
(They break out into a fight)
Freya: C'mon, guys! This isn't the time or the place!
Bobo: Help everything's going black!!!.............
Freya: Shit! She's fainted and I can't find her pulse!
(The Ambulance finally gets here)
Paramedic: I'm sooooory guys, she's dead.....
Kuja: .......Bobo......