take THIS freaky Spanish dude
okay so I have exactly twelve minutes to tell you somethng,because after that twelve minutes the freaky Spanish dude who controls the computers will like chop my head off.
His name is Julio,which I bet is Spanish for don´t fuck with me,bitch.
okay so basically I´m gonna buy twp hours worth of internet credit tomorow,so I can update Full of Holes.I´m that sad,desperate and lonely that I would actually spend my holidays not in our five star,beautifully decorated hotel(which make the most kick ass sausages I have ever tasted.And I´m Irish,so I´ve eaten loads.)So that´s what I´m gonna do.Sixteen euro well spent.
On the upside,I just had tapas-instant sex-and got an Ed Hardy shirt,so that´s pretty awesome.
Julio is looking at me now,so...
shitshitshit he´s coming over
Wait that´s just to help the guy in front of me with eBay.
What the shit?Who the fuck needs help with accessing eBay?It´s just logging in,you stupid motherfucker-
Lauren.Calm the bloody hell down.
see ye guys tomorrow,
to the dude in front of me?don´t go shirtless if you have manboobs,man!
the guy who can´t acess eBay?He´s Irish.puts Beretta to temple.
And I love this?¿ how fricken cool is that
gotta go Julio is approaching!