I have used my lingual skills to mess up the bastard
1.Julio is gone.Thank the fuckin Lord.I was filling out this little questionaire thing and wrote like a page.Observe:
Below,please write any questions,comments or observations about your experience.Fell free to speak in your native tongue.
Name:Lauren Ní Íonnractaigh
"Bhi me ag fág san ostán ar feadh séú laethanta.Baé liom éach faoi an fearr ag feacaint trasna na riomhaire,bhí sé drochbhéasach agus ciapadh.Ceapann sé go bhfuil sé dathúil ach níl sé in aon chor.Tá a gruaige greasach agus d´fheach sé cosuil leis asall.SCAOIL SÉ!!!!1
Is maith liom do bágún,tá sé an-fucking-bhlasta.Bullaí sibh ar sin,leaids.
"I was staying in the hotel for six days,and over all I really liked it.But the guy who watches over the computers was rude and really annoying.He thinks he´s amazing,and flirts with everyone,when he´s really not.His hair is greasy and he looks like an ass.FIRE HIM!!!!1
I like your bacon though,it´s really fucking good.Well done on that,lads.
There you have it.
2.Full of Holes will be updated tomorrow,when I get home.I fly out at four in the morning-nice planning there,Dad-so I´ll be sleeping on the plane,when I usually write(the last chapter was written on the flight.)
3.My sister Maria got enegaged last night.She´s twenty seven,by the way.Well done,and I hope they´re happy.What´s better is that means she´ll be moving out soon,so fuck yes.
4.My sister Maria is also trying to help me write Full of Holes,i.e. going "Lauren,don´t write that" or "no,that´s too weird" or "are you fucking insane?!"She´s checking Facebook next to me,but I know she´s reallly looking over,so I´ll just say this:
1.you can´t write stories
2.you failed fifth grade English
3.your imagination is shit
4.you don´t know anyone in the story
5.you keep going "who´s Gerald?"
6.you find Julio attractive
8.you irritate me
9.you stole my bacon this morning
10.you like Katy Perry.
5.Now she´s not talking to me.Whatever.
6.I was typìng just a secong ago,and I heard on Sky News that four former members of Provisional IRA-Irish Republican Army or Oglach na hEireann-are planning to "forget the thirteen year peavce treaty (the Good Friday Agreement) and continue the campaign of violence".That really pisses me off.People think they´re going to set off bombs on Easter Sunday.I fucking hate those bastards.
8.I got an email from a hater today XD very amusing altogether.
I´m a creep,I´m a weirdo,