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autocorrects I have made texting people...read my laugh out loud text and other funny things that i texted or my friends text me. even my parents :p find me on instagram for i phone, i post the c...
dad- hey honey. cant wait to come home! I'm getting hard thinking of it!
me- Eww dad TMI!!
dad- delete that!it wasn't for you!!! well I'm embarrassed.
me- hey Corey did you put the puppies in the freezer?
me- I mean puppies
Corey- yes I put the puppies in the freezer.
me- what puppies?!??
Corey- Popsicles. dang you are blonde!!
me-nah-uh!! I put brown highlights in yesterday!
Corey- I love you
me- I love poo too!
Corey-umm read that
me-I meant you! I really ment you.
mom-there is a whole table of poop at applebees! I'm in heaven!!
me- so heavens like a toilet?
mom- oops I mean pie!
Corey-yay I'm so excited I can hardly contain my ejaculation!!!!
me- I didn't know you wanted to fuck me that bad o.O
Corey- I ment pexcitement!!
Tyler- hey il be at coreys house later. I'm helpingy mom sell her vagina on craigslist.
Tyler- omg I said china not vagina!! damn this fucking auto cucumber!!
mom- hey honey!! what does (.)(.) mean!
me- in what way and from who?
mom- your boyfriend texted me on accident. he said he can't wait to see your (.)(.)
me- it means eyes. tell him I can't wait to see his 8==D smile
me- I got an A+ on all subjects on my reportcard!! all year straight A+es!!!
mom- honey WTF!!!! I'm so proud!
me- mom what do you think WTF means!?
mom- well that's fabulous! you say it alot so I thought that's what it means
cousin-hey where do I eat on campus?
me- there's a huge dingleberry.
cousin- sounds like a personal problem autumn.
me- I ment dining hall.
me-k? as in the letter before L and after the letter J? k as in JK? because that "k" is kidding so are you kidding or k as in potassium? so are you studdying or are you kidding about studying? should I call you avocado or will you reply potassium again?
K is short for o.k which is short for okay which is short for all is well.
Thx is short for thanks which is short for thanks which is short for thank you which is short for thank you very much
Bai is short for bye wich is short for good-bye which really means "God be with you".
So all is well thank you very much may God be with you is shortend into 7 letters.
Corey-where is society going?
me-where are you?!? your 27 min late!
finn-sorry I'm selling stuff on eBay
me- your selling asians?
finn- no mostly spaniards and Italians. o.O
me- I ment again!!
il enter more later. I'm too lazy to enter more :p