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PENCIL
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One day, Mr. Makara met a pencil. THE PENCIL WAS TAP-DANCING TO ICP AND MAKEOUTING WITH A ICP POSTER. And so Mr. Makara became very angry with the pencil. HE PROCEEDED TO CHEAT ON GIANT ROCK WITH HIS FEELINGS FOR PENCIL GOING BLACKER AND BLACKER. But then Lisztomania was like "Dude stop being mad at that pencil. Stop it. Bad dog." BUT MISTAH MAKARA WAS LIKE FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. AND HE PROCEEDED TO HATE FUCK THAT PENCIL WITH SUCH BLACK FEELINGS THAT EVERYTHING WENT BLACK. But before he could do that, Lisztomania pulled him off and was like "NO FUCK YOU BAD DOG STOP IT FUCK YO COUCH" MISTER MAKARA WAS STOPPED FROM FULLY EXPRESSING HIS BLACK FEELINGS FOR THIS PENCIL
The end, hoe.
The end, hoe.
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