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Powerline vs A7X
1 reviewZacky tries to tell his son that A7X is waay better than Powerline
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It is EARLY morning. The phone rings. Max is started by it, fumbles the receiver while answering it, drops it on the floor, then picks it up.
Max:
Hello? [cough] Hello?
Sin:
(on phone) Max? Where the heck are you, man?
Max:
Sin?
Sin:
(on phone) You should have been here an hour ago!
Max:
What? What are you...Hold on.
Max hits his alarm clock which was showing 4:02. The numbers spin then show 7:50.
Max:
Oh, no!
Max leaps out of bed and begins to dress while still on the phone.
Sin:
(on phone) Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off!
Max:
No way, man! It's now or never!
Max gets tangled in the phone cord and falls.
Sin:
Well, you better get a move on! I'll meet you at my locker!
Max gets untangled from the phone cord and hangs up. Max's father, Zacky, open the door to Max's room. Zacky is dressed only in towels and has a vacuum cleaner with him.
Zacky:
Morning', son!
Max:
Dad!
Max's pants have fallen to the floor when he hung up the phone. He now yanks up his pants out of embarrassment.
Zacky:
Oops! I forgot! [shuts door, knocks, then opens it again] Morning', son! I came to see if you had any...dirty...clothes...
Zacky notices that then entire floor is covered with dirty clothes.
Max:
Well, there they are! Help yourself!
Max is still trying to get dressed.
Zacky:
Max, I thought we talked about this.
Max:
Yeah, look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later!
With his sweatshirt only half on he bumps into Zacky. Zacky helps him get the shirt on the rest of the way.
Zacky:
What's the big rush?
Max:
I'm running late.
Zacky:
Well, I could drive you on my way to work.
Zacky begins to vacuum up the dirty clothes.
Max:
Uh, no thanks. I..uh..I need the exercise.
Zacky:
Aw, come on, Max!
Zacky allows the vacuum nozzle to get too close to a cardboard cut out of a singing rock star. The head of it gets sucked in. Max, who was almost out the door, shrieks. He grabs the cut out, while Zacky holds the vacuum. Finally, Max turns off the vacuum and extracts the cut out, which has been curled in a couple of places.
Max:
Aw, Dad! You ruined it!
Zacky:
Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
Max:
It's only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet.
Zacky:
Oh, not bigger than Avenged Sevenfold, Three Cheers For Bat Country!!
I'm not ok! Trust me, I'm not okay, I'm not fucking okay!!
Zacky begins waltzing with Max.
Max:
Aw, come one, there's no time for this! What if the neighbors see us, huh?
Max extracts himself from Zacky and dashes out the door. Camera switches to the front of the house. Max has exited out the front door. Zacky comes around from the back.
Zacky:
Maxie! Wait up! You forgot your lunch! Have a good day!
Max:
Hello? [cough] Hello?
Sin:
(on phone) Max? Where the heck are you, man?
Max:
Sin?
Sin:
(on phone) You should have been here an hour ago!
Max:
What? What are you...Hold on.
Max hits his alarm clock which was showing 4:02. The numbers spin then show 7:50.
Max:
Oh, no!
Max leaps out of bed and begins to dress while still on the phone.
Sin:
(on phone) Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off!
Max:
No way, man! It's now or never!
Max gets tangled in the phone cord and falls.
Sin:
Well, you better get a move on! I'll meet you at my locker!
Max gets untangled from the phone cord and hangs up. Max's father, Zacky, open the door to Max's room. Zacky is dressed only in towels and has a vacuum cleaner with him.
Zacky:
Morning', son!
Max:
Dad!
Max's pants have fallen to the floor when he hung up the phone. He now yanks up his pants out of embarrassment.
Zacky:
Oops! I forgot! [shuts door, knocks, then opens it again] Morning', son! I came to see if you had any...dirty...clothes...
Zacky notices that then entire floor is covered with dirty clothes.
Max:
Well, there they are! Help yourself!
Max is still trying to get dressed.
Zacky:
Max, I thought we talked about this.
Max:
Yeah, look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later!
With his sweatshirt only half on he bumps into Zacky. Zacky helps him get the shirt on the rest of the way.
Zacky:
What's the big rush?
Max:
I'm running late.
Zacky:
Well, I could drive you on my way to work.
Zacky begins to vacuum up the dirty clothes.
Max:
Uh, no thanks. I..uh..I need the exercise.
Zacky:
Aw, come on, Max!
Zacky allows the vacuum nozzle to get too close to a cardboard cut out of a singing rock star. The head of it gets sucked in. Max, who was almost out the door, shrieks. He grabs the cut out, while Zacky holds the vacuum. Finally, Max turns off the vacuum and extracts the cut out, which has been curled in a couple of places.
Max:
Aw, Dad! You ruined it!
Zacky:
Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
Max:
It's only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet.
Zacky:
Oh, not bigger than Avenged Sevenfold, Three Cheers For Bat Country!!
I'm not ok! Trust me, I'm not okay, I'm not fucking okay!!
Zacky begins waltzing with Max.
Max:
Aw, come one, there's no time for this! What if the neighbors see us, huh?
Max extracts himself from Zacky and dashes out the door. Camera switches to the front of the house. Max has exited out the front door. Zacky comes around from the back.
Zacky:
Maxie! Wait up! You forgot your lunch! Have a good day!
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