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Shawn Michaels

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Resident Sexy Boy gets his turn

Category: WWE - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2011-10-30 - Updated: 2011-10-31 - 539 words

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Shawn Michaels

Name: Shawn Michaels, The Main Event, The Showstopper, The Heartbreak Kid, Mr. Wrestlemania

Sex: Male

Home: San Antonio, Texas

Height: 6' 1"

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Light Brown

What is your favorite TV show? I do love hunting shows

What's on your mouse pad? DX symbol

Favorite Magazine? I'm far too busy to read magazines

Favorite smell: Hunter

Worst feeling in the world: Being sidelined from the ring for 4 years

Best feeling in the world: Reuniting with Hunter again

Things to do on the weekend: Hunt, Film my show, Tweet, Charity work, Travel, Sleep in (for once!)

Favorite soundtrack: Anything Elvis

What's the first thought you had this morning? Just 5 more minutes Hunt

Do you get motion sickness? Please! That's what those little patches are for

Roller coasters; deadly or exciting: Exciting, especially when Hunter has time off and we go carnival hopping

Pen or pencil? Pencil

How many rings before you answer the phone? Quite a few, I tend to misplace my phone…a lot!

Favorite food? I'm more of a barbeque type of guy

Do you get along with your parents? I'm their favorite!

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I was young, I needed the money! This seems like déjá vu…

Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate, but Hunt says I already get too much sugar

Crutons or bacon bits? How many times do I have to say I don't want a damn salad!

Do you like to drive? Depends on the vehicle

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Only when Hunter's away

If you could have any pet what would it be? I want a Dragon, hey you said anything!

If you could be any type of animal what would it be? A Puppy, then Hunt could never ignore me

Thunderstorms, cool or scary? Cool, watching the lightening is amazing

If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be? Elvis Presley

Favorite alcoholic drink: I don't drink anymore

What is your Zodiac sign? Is that the thing printed on the Chinese takeout menu?

If you could have any job what would it be? I just retired, but I'm starting my own hunting show so let's see how that goes

If you could have a tattoo what/where would it be? I have a few already

Have you ever been in love? Thankfully yes

Describe your dream wedding: Just something simple, as long as it's not on Raw or SmackDown I'm good. Don't need Vince tainting my moment!

What is on your walls in your room? More likely what's not on my walls?

Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends, what's in the glass?

Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous? Ambidextrous, cuz I'm cool like that!

Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? I hen peck when the camera is on me

If you could be one gardening tool what would it be? I don't even garden!

What is your favorite number? 80

Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: Randy has the best death stare ever!

Of all the people you send this to who is least likely to respond? Bret Hart, I may or may not have email spammed him after our reconciliation…
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