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It was too late she had already taken him down her throat, "Jenny! Mmmm" He moaned quietly trying to keep his cool. "James Page, John Jones and John Bonham." Jimmy said with a shaky voice, "Cause of death? Robert's orgasm." Jonesy began to panic, "This happened once before when that lass Janie blew him and we survived... We're gonna doe this time!" Jonesy cried out. Jimmy began praying to the gods, "I've been good! Why is this happening?" "Stop lying!" Bonzo yelled, "A blind monkey would know that you've been your usual self!" "Sod off, Bonzo!" Jimmy yelled. The car swirved and crashed into a row of picnic tables then a tree. Jonesy jumped out and fell into the grass checking for blood, "I'm alive!" He cried, "I've cheated death again!" Jenny tucked Robert away and sat up with a smile.

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