An evil Zoidberg clone plans to ruin Planet Express (slash fic, Fry + author)
The Planet Express crew’s at work. Farnsworth‘s making a cloning liquid. Zoidberg walks in.
Zoidberg: Do you need any help?
Farnsworth: Sure. You can start by choosing a name while I go get what I need to finish this liquid.
Zoidberg: How about “C'mon Baby”?
Farnsworth: I like it.
While Farnsworth's away, the liquid explodes & lands on Zoidberg.
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Zoidberg becomes 2. The good version of him shoots out into the sewers. An evil Zoidberg clone appears.
Farnsworth: Who are you?
Killer Zoid: I’m Killer Zoid! Bye-bye!
Killer Zoid runs off. He goes to an abandoned cabin on Decopod 10 & decides his plan. He’s going to destroy Planet Express once & for all by luring them into a trap. He hires assassins from Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, & Urectum. Killer Zoid & the assassins decide to kidnap Hermes & Amy. They’re rich & can be used as bait to get the other Planet Express crew.
Amy & Hermes are both having lunch outside a store. Amy is on a date with Kiff. Sleeping gas puts them to sleep. Amy & Hermes are taken while Kiff temporarily rests until he awakens after Killer Zoid & the assassins escape.
Leela, Bender, Fry, & Shunsuke find Kiff waking up. Shunsuke & Fry are wearing strong amaranth jackets, white shirts, brilliant azure pants, white socks, & black shoes with white laces & amberish gray soles.
Leela: Did a lobster with short blond hair pass by here?
Kiff: Yes! Please, you gotta rescue Amy & Hermes!
Bender: We will!
They take off by ship to Decopod 10 to take down Killer Zoid & his band of assassins. They find Amy, Hermes, & the real Zoidberg locked in a room with the assassains on guard.
Killer Zoid: You all stepped into my trap! At the other side of this place is my Doomsday Device!
Leela: You won’t get away with this!
Bender: You’ll be defeated!
The Mars assassin removes his purple eye mask & reveals his true identity.
Leo: Yes, Amy! I’m getting revenge for my golf course!
Bender, Leela, & Fry have branches with bamboo leaves in both hands & swing at their opponents. Killer Zoid makes a run for it. Shunsuke follows.
Bender, Leela, & Fry open their hands & shoot various orange & yellow light beams from their palms causing their opponents to roll across the floor & faint.
Shunsuke (thought): At this rate, I’ll lose!
He thinks of a plan, nods his head, & runs up to the top of a building.
Shunsuke (thought): This might not work but I’m gonna try it!
As Killer Zoid reaches close to the goal & celebrates, he hears something swing towards him. Shunsuke is holding onto rope. He swung from the roof & waves with his right hand & an open mouth smiling grin as he defeats Killer Zoid with a right leg kick to the stomach.
Bender, Leela, & Fry run up to Shunsuke. Fry hugs Shunsuke & they smile. Shunsuke steps up to the front & says 1 of his catchphrases.
Shunsuke: (walks up to the front & points left) Sine! (points right) Cosine! (turns in a circle) Mentaiko! (V hand gesture to the right of face, right eye wink, heart, & sparkles)
Police round up the criminals. Amy, Hermes, & Zoidberg are free. The Planet Express crew go back home.