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Road Signs

by monstrice901 0 Reviews

...Well, actually, signs in general

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2012/04/15 - Updated: 2012/04/15 - 155 words

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Welcome To Arkansas
The Natural State
Home of President Bill Clinton
Please note that in compliance with Megan's law, the above is a known sex offender.




Soft Shoulders
Blind Curves
Steep Grades
Big Trucks
Good Luck




Absolutely Nothing
Next 22 Miles






Hitch Hikers May Be Escaping Inmates




Caution: Water On Road During Rain



Hidden Entrance




Secreat Nuclear Bunker
Next Left




Our public bar is not open, because it is closed. Manager




No Trespassers
Violators will be shot
Survivors will be shot again




Welcome to Stanton
Home of 3000 friendly people and a few old soreheads





Budweiser
Sure, you could probably vomit without us, but how much fun would THAT be?






Right Lane
Must Turn Right

Semi Tractor and Trailers Prohibited

NO right turn trucks over two axels

No trucks over 2000lb or two axels permitted

Except
900-1430
Monday to Friday



Daisy Air-Rifles
Keeping kids off your lawns since 1886!



Drive carefully
We have two cemeteries and no hospital
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