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Things People Say About My Addictions

by GerardAllTheWay 3 Reviews

Shit people say about my many, many addictions: Doctor Who, MCR, BVB, P!ATD, HH and all that.

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2012/04/30 - Updated: 2012/04/30 - 185 words

1. "Okay, Claire, for every math problem you do, you can draw another stitch on your arm."
2. "What the hell is Doctor Who?"
3. "Bowties are NOT cool."
4. "Claire, you're basically a stalker now."
5. "... Claire. You're telling me you're pretending to be Mikey Way on Twitter and you're engaged to Gerard Way?"
6. "YOU LIKE BOY ON BOY?!?!?"
7. "I don't care if it's called Frerard! It's still wrong!!"
8. "What are you writing?"
9. "ARE YOU WRITING SEX SCENES IN ENGLISH?!"
10. "You need a mental institute, woman."
11. "No, not more Panic! At The Disco. Please"
12. "So, you have a thing for goth guys, eh?"
13. "He's not even that cute."
14. "Ew, piercings? Really?"
15. "Oh, Claire, he has a massive chin."
16. "SHUT UP. PLEASE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT FRERARD OR RYDEN OR WEEPING ANGELS OR ANY OF THAT. PLEASE JUST LET ME LISTEN TO ONE DIRECTION IN PEACE."
18. "Can you turn that emo shit off?" cocks my gun BOOOOOOOMM.
19. "Go to hell, emo."
20. "Happy thre, emo girl?"
21. "Sorry, I don't talk to emos."

MAY I POINT OUT I AM NOT EMO.

Love, Claire who was massively inspired by unitedsuck007 while writing this.
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