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The Undead Just Wanna have Fun

by Nemo_xo 0 reviews

To the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper.

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Horror,Humor - Published: 2012-05-07 - Updated: 2012-05-07 - 262 words

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I stumble home as a creature of the night,

My mother says "You're pale and you don't look quite right."

Oh, mother, dear,

We're the immortal ones,

And the undead,

They wanna have fun.

Oh, the undead,

Just wanna have fun.



The phone rings in the middle of the night,

Edward yells "What you gonna do with your life?"

Mr Cullen, see here,

Lestat's still number one,

And the undead

They wanna have fun,



Oh, the undead, just wanna have,

That's all they really want,

Some fun,

When feasting on human flesh is done,

Oh, the undead,

They wanna have fun,

Oh, the undead,

Just wanna have fun,



The undead,

They want,

Wanna have fun.

The undead,

Wanna have,



Vampirism takes an average girl,

And makes her look like a freak to rest of the world.

Don't wanna be the one to burn in the sun.

Oh, the undead,

They wanna have fun,

Oh, the undead,

Just wanna have



That's all they really want,

Some fun,

When feasting on human flesh is done,

Oh, the undead,

They wanna have fun,



Oh, the undead,

Just wanna have fun,

The undead,

They want,

Wanna have fun,



The undead,

Wanna have.

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

(The undead just wanna have fun...)

The undead just wanna have fun...

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna,

They just wanna...

(They just wanna have fun...)



The undead just wanna have fun,

When feasting on human flesh is done,

Oh, the undead,

They wanna have fun.
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