There is never a wrong time for a Johnny Depp quote.
Anyway, to business. Some of you left your e-mail addresses and asked to talk to me. To put it simply, I'm fucking terrified of starting a conversation with anyone, because I'm not sure if I'm running into someone who wishes I'd get eaten by pack of rabid chihuahuas.
So, I'm giving you my real e-mail.
My middle name is Angel Dawn. No judging for the stupid e-mail address. I was ten, okay?
If for whatever reason you feel the need to contact me, whether it be to ask a few questions or to threaten me with Voldemort's fuzzy handcuffs, I'll do my best to respond.
... Unless you're the person who wrote the sex fic about Ben and Nate a few weeks ago. Even I know that was fucked up. I swear that was the day my eye started twitching.
Toodle-pip, Ficwadians! Maybe I'll come back someday. Who knows? Maybe Ben and Nate will make a return in one of my stories. I'm kind of upset about letting them die completely.