weirdo shizz... collab with XxmayberryxX
once upon a time there was a pegasus called bo,bo had a brother name frank, and frank was a midget pegasus so all the other peguses made fun of him; this made fronkah feel very bad about himself. the suddenly, in a very non-cliche fasion, a llama came trotting its way into the tale...
and his name was gerard.
they were jealous of his sassyness and they sought to steal it from him...
Bob was trying to think of a solution, but ended up farting out a rainbow instead.
frank was very confused by this and ended up puking joy and happiness upon bob's hooves
bob was furious and started to scream at the trembling fronkah.
He called Frank a fucktard and stabbed him with his head. frank oozed jam all over the place until moikey ,the llama brother of gerard 'the sass queen' way, came along to make a jam sandwich.
Bob had jam on his horn and tried to lick it off, but it was like one of the situations where you try to lick your elbow, unsucessful
bob groaned in frustration
"this is all your fault" he moaned at frank
Suddenly, a very sexy pack of llamas appeared. They were a band and called You Me at Six
"i, um... i dont know what to say" mumbled frank..
"i do, fucking.sexy.llama.awesome" screeched 'the fro'
"sexy awesome power!" screamed Josh.
They then sang one of their songs and all lived happily ever after-ish.
Apart from gerard cuz obviously he was stabbed because he was a fucktard.and he is still spilling jam everywhere because moikey doesnt feel like a sandwich
and now you have seen what lies inside my brain...
let me know if you'd like crazy little one shots such as this in the future, it was fun to write.