As he was smokin da mary J., Saint Gabirel flew on up to his awesome crib, full of all dem sexy hoes. I mean like, even Kim Kardashion was there, I mean damn, look at that ass.
Anyway, so Saint. Gabriel flew on up to party with god, he even brought da six pack. Little do all people know, God throws da best partaaaayyys, Christmas for example you get all dem presents! So God was there, smokin the grass, until Saint Gabriel walked on up and asked,
"God, why you be smokin that dope and not snortin the snow?"
And God replied...
Hey y'all I hopes you like mah story. It's true, I was Kim Kardashion, I was there, BITCHEZZZZZZZ
-YOLO! Young Money