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Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
Why don't Jews eat pork?
Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them I am driving.
What language does a Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
On a blind date.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
Q: How is a woman like an airplane? A: Both have cockpits.
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Okay, hope you enjewed! Bye for now, fagggggggssss!!!
Because air is free!
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
Why don't Jews eat pork?
Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them I am driving.
What language does a Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
On a blind date.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
Q: How is a woman like an airplane? A: Both have cockpits.
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Okay, hope you enjewed! Bye for now, fagggggggssss!!!
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