We discovered we are meant to be and we got married within seconds. Don't ask.
WE ARE THE FIRST MARRIED FICWAD COUPLE.
We are married and that is that.
The ceremony lasted a few seconds and Mr.Chair was there, Piggeh urged us to have an orgy with him, Jennifer was there, Stephano was there, Gonzalez was there, and Skully was there. Ryan even made a best man speech, urging the crowd to remain abstinent.
We are all ecstatic, and although Sam loves Jon and I love Bob, we still got married, and are the first married Ficwadians (NO JUST ON FIC WAD NOT IN REAL LIFE XD)
Maybe we'll be swingers. I am ok with this, because I am Bob's whore.
ANYWAYS, I will leave with this:
CHAIRMODE, ACTIVATE BOOP!