Frankie meets Vince Neil in this chapter. Hilariousness ensues.
-The Next Morning-
I woke up the next morning to the sound of someone knocking on the apartment door. I looked over at Tommy who still had his arm draped over me,I couldn't bear to wake him,plus he probably was hangover,so I went to answer the door. I looked at my watch 'Jeez it's already 1:30' I thought to myself. I completely disregarded the fact that I was in my bra and a pair of tiny night shorts as I opened the door. When I opened it a strange guy was standing there. He had long-ish,messy blonde hair,soft brown eyes,a rounded nose,he was really skinny, and he was pretty short. He was wearing white pants,a faded pink tee shirt,and a white jacket. When he saw me his eyes widened "Damn! You're SEXY! You wanna jump on the Vince express and take the ride of your life?" he said in slightly high,annoying voice that reminded me of the girl Nikki brought home last night, I looked at him,half shocked,half wondering who exactly he was. "Uh...who are you?" I asked "A better question would be who are you baby doll?" I furrowed my eyebrows "I'm Frankie,Tommy Lee's girlfriend," the guy (who I suspected his name was Vince),anyway his face dropped,as if disappointed "Oh,well I'm Vince Neil,I came to see Tommy," I nodded "I'll get him," I walked back to Tommy's room and gently shook him awake "Tommy," I whispered,he opened one eye and smiled "Hey baby,what's up?" he whispered back "A guy named Vince is here,he wants to see you," I whispered. He shot up "Ohh....Vince...ahh..oowwww...Vince...head hurts..." suddenly Vince popped around the door "You called??" me and Tommy jumped "Dude,don't do that!" Tommy said,sounding childish. "He's hungover!" I scolded Vince "Ah dude she's not decent! Vince go away!" Tommy said,noticing my bareness and trying to cover me with the blanket we were sitting on,resulting in both of us falling off the bed in a pile. "Aww yeah,I call dibs on top!" Vince said,diving on top of us "Ahh!" I screeched as Vince fell on top of me "Dude get off! Owwwie!" Tommy wheezed,suddenly another voice said "Whaaat,a three way I'm not in?" and with that there was another weight on top of us,Tommy made this painfully wheezing/hacking/squeaking sound,I let out a pained groan,and Vince said "What? Nikki?". Tommy started waving his arms and I started to squirm like mad,then once again there was another voice,a bored one,"Pile up?",I recognized it as Mick "Mick help!" I said,but he climbed on the piled too. "So why are we doing this? Was Tommy being an ass?" Mick asked,while sitting on us like we were a park bench "Mick move your fat ass off of us and get the guys off!" I said angrily "No,I never wanna leave this position!" Vince said,who was pressed directly on me "Oh god Vince is that your...." "Yes it is baby," and with that me and Tommy went mad,shaking and trying to get them off of us. We finally succeeded when Mick pulled Nikki and Vince off. I stood up gasping,Tommy looked crushed and was all red and breathing heavily,"Oh baby are you okay?!" I said as I hugged and kissed him,he shouted random gibberish and pointed toward Vince and gave him the finger. When Tommy recovered and I put on some clothes,me,Tommy,Vince,Nikki,and Mick all sat in the living room. I knocked empty bottles and cigarette butts off the couch before I sat down. "So,Vince what's up?" Tommy said as he took an aspirin "Not much,just wanted to see you...how's the band going?" Vince said as he twirled his blonde hair with his finger "Mmm okay,how's your band" Tommy replied "Well some of the guys in my band are kinda going on to these other side projects and they aren't really so committed anymore," Tommy had started rocking back and forth "Vince,okay,I'm gonna say this one last time! Do you or do you not wanna be in Motley Crüe?! This is your last chance! You take it or leave it dude," everyone was silent for a second,then Vince said "Well,like I said,my other bandmates aren't that committed...and I really wanna get into more things...so...yes,I'll join the band," Tommy jumped up "Ohh thank you dude! We're gonna kill it together,all of us! Me,you,Nikki,and Mick! Motley Crüe!!!" and he hugged Vince tightly. And with that they were the official Motley Crüe lineup.