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- I don't want to sleep anymore.
I came home and I was like, ahh, I can sleep in a few hours, but nope. Fucking nope.
^^^ if it's Ryan then, that's okay with me.
Author's responseTHANKS :D
Yo, I'm hacking AJ's account
You're cool with me, Mirazal
-Ryan, hacking AJ's account.
- RYAN GAWD! I DONT HAVE A BF AND MY ONLY CUDDLE BUDDY IS MY PILLO- :'( im so alone..(okay fuck, when you date a guy once, being alone sucks that much more)
Author's responseI'M LUCKY I'M FOREVER SINGLE
Seriously, I probably won't date anyone in high school because my mind is so Bob polluted. It's amazing :')
- RYAN STOP SLEEP GROPING
ABSTINENCE RYAN ABSTINENCE
GROPING LEADS TO SEX
NO RYAN STOP IT NO
omg ikr I am totally forever alone but that's okay... kind of... I'm never going to have my heart broken.
It's a lonely life, but it's safe.
(Wow way to bring down the mood Miranda)
Author's responseIt's okay.
I love Bob.
I don't think I'll ever date XD
Except if the guy's name is Bob and he looks like Bob.
- OMG IS THE NEW DIMENSION JENNIFER/PATRICK
IT TOTALLY IS ISN'T IT
So there's Bobifer and Brenifer and now...
You should make this one Jennitrick or something because Patifer just makes me laugh.
My wife Lauren likes Patrick too. Wait wait wait hold on.
Jennifer/Bob, Jennifer/Brendon, Jennifer/Patrick
Lauren/Patrick (I totally think, but it's not official or anything)
What am I missing?
Oh yeah Sam likes the guy from my school. -_-
HAHAHA I'M NOT TELLING
Fine, I'll tell you.
You won't like it.
It's going to be Jennifer/Patrick
and Jennifer/Ryan will be a one or two time thing.
Jennifer/Patrick will be longer.
BUT THERE'S A REASON AS TO WHY
A HUGE REASON
- Hahahahahahaha that's really funny.
Sigh. -wipes eyes-
Bitch if you're fucking serious about Ryan then you better get me a damn cookie or something.
-cries- I mean I know he's your OC and I can't stop you and I don't wanna fight you but I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND FUCK THIS I THOUGHT HE WAS A PUSHY VIRGIN
You have to update soon now. Soon. Now.
Author's responseHaha Jen/Ryan will only be a one time thing.
HAVE ALL THE COOKIES YOU NEED :D
I need to update, you're right. I'm very into Growing Up so I think I'll update soon :)
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