AHHHHHHHH!!!! One of my least favorite events!
Do you call it something else?
Okay, it's the thing when your parents talk to your teachers.
Okay some of them I wasn't worried about but then they bring something up and you're like:
What the fuck! Go back to talking about how amazing I am!
Some of this will be boring but the rest will be entertaining.
Okay so my first appoinment was science, I wasn't worried about it until yesterday when I got a U in chemistry.
How the hell did I get a U!
I have never got a U!
So there I am sitting in front of her thinking 'Please miss, you love me really don't say anything!'
She really is very nice.
So then shes like: "We did an exam recently and her marks weren't great"
NOOOOOOOO!!!! MISS!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!!
But luckily she didn't say the grade.
If my mum is reading this I'm screwed.
So anyway it's history next.
My teacher is awesome!
He said nice things!
He went on about the A I got on my first assessment.
He very briefly talked about the D I got last week.
He was happy though.
Then there was my english teacher.
Now don't get me wrong I love creative writing but for the last two years we have been given the most depressing books to read and spend three months going over every line then have to do a five page essay on it.
I need creative writing!
Yeah so basically I suck at all that.
We're looking at poetry now, a bit better I guess but the same story.
Depressing poems, go over it forever write a five page essay.
She mainly went on about how recently I've be contributing to lessons.
Yes because I understand the poetry, I was very confused about the other crap.
I demand to write Mallies!
No point in talking about maths other than I'm crap and my maths teacher has a very shiny forehead.
Drama, apparently I'm awesome.
Gemma Arteton went to our school.
For those of you who are not sure of who she is she was in St Trinians, Quantum (I spelt it wrong) of Solace, Tamara Drewe and a few other films.
So yeah I didn't really think miss thought I was that amazing.
If my life falls into shit I shall be an actress.
We skipped French cause my teachers appointments were behind by an hour.
My mum is letting me off French cause she knows I'm crap.
I have to come with an excuse tomorow.
She hates me, this will not end well.
My Biology teacher felt bad about bitching about me last year.
Yeah, you made me upset!
I thought I was getting C's and D's.
She told me I was getting A's and B's.
Are you reading the right persons notes?
I didn't say anything, It was definately not my grades.
Okay the final appointment was basically the grand finale.
My IT teacher is a complete dick.
So I gave in ALL of my years coursework and he went and lost it all!
So I had to redo it all in one weekend.
My mum had a bottle ready to smash his head in.
...I'm being serious, she did.
Somehow she contained her anger and we made a swift escape out the building.
Not as terrible as I thought it would be.
My mum spent two seconds saying well done.
And she is still right now going on about the bad things.
Sorry you had to read all that, I was bored.
Pray none of my teachers or family members are reading this.
Otherwise I'll jump off the roof.