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Someone like write a fic to cheer me up or something..BLEEEEH
Why I DESPISE being sick
1) My mom doesn't even let me stay fucking home
Not kidding, my throat hurts and I am coughing like a bitch
My mom's answer: WHOOP-DE-DOO, when I was your age I had to go to school no matter what
Only reason she considers letting me stay home is if I'm puking my guts out (the way I'm feeling right now, I'm ready to make myself puke tommorow just so I don't have to suffer)
2) It feels like shit, and my emotions are thrown out of wack!
Right now I have a never ending cough, a itch in my throat that keeps choking me or something, my throat hurts like bloody hell, and I for some reason want to cry :/ DAMN YOU SICKNESS
3) My mom still doesn't care wether or not it hurts
Not kidding, I will tell her "mom my throat hurts!"
Her answer: Okay whatever
Me: -Explains everything-
My mom: FINE! Take some cough medicine, have a shower and go to bed
Me: it's only 8:30, I'll probably wake up at like 1 AM
Her: Well quit complaining!
Me:What if it's worse tommorow?!
Her: Your not staying home
My dad: um if it is worse shouldn't she stay home?
My mom :WHY?!
Dad: It could be strehp
Me: YEAH I HAD THAT BEFORE AND IT HURT LIKE A BITCH AND DOCTORS EVEN SAY DON'T GO TO SCHOOL
My mom: GTFO
4?) I forget everything
Not kidding I will put something somewhere then in a couple seconds forget where I put it
5) IT FUCKING HURTS
My throat fucking huuuurrrts
6) It's fucking annoying
I am continuously coughing
7) I can't do what I love
It hurts to eat! AND I LOVE FOOOD
8) I feel the urge to curl up in a whole and die
I feel that shitty
9) Usually by morning it gets good enough so it doesn't hurt
Then I get on the bus and BOOM! It fucking hurts
10) I feel the urge to bitch slap my mom for not giving a fuck
11) I want to rip something apart
12) I am going to be drowned in self-pity pretty soon
13) Because of this I can't focus on anything
Which means all hope of trying to get caught up is out the window
14) GODDAMMIT THE BACK OF MY KNEES ARE ITCHY
15) I am getting so bitchy
17) I turn into the biggest drama queen ever