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Full warning: Ranting cause I am ready to rip something apart then shove into a woodchipper
Yeah I fucking hate this;
I'm not going to be he was, and tell you guys EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING THAT WAS GOING ON.
He seriously told his friends everything.
So he texted me last night (I was asleep cause IM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE OR SOMETHING)
And I answered this morning
Not even 5 minutes into our shitty conversation he starts questioning me on why we broke up.
I tried explaining
But he won't listen
He keeps saying shit about getting back together and so much more
Honestly I'm not going to say much more but I am ready to fucking punch his motherfucking lights out.
I'm sorry for being a bitch, but he started to accuse my friend of "forcing" him to do shit....
There are reasons why I want to knock him out; I won't say...but if he isn't lying the holy fuck he is never going to get a girl again (I swear to fucking god, the shit that he started saying..put 2 and 2 together)
1 my friend "forced" him to do EVERYTHING with it, and 2 he acted to "shy" around me and fuck..
Honestly I would've been better off single that whole time..
He better be thanking god that I'm at home sick right now or I would've kicked his sorry ass into next week.
I'm sorry; but I am ROYALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF