Categories > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance
Great deals on hiring company for the night
13 ReviewsWe know what you need tonight. You need some company from a complete stranger. Not just any stranger a SEXY stranger
We would like to talk to you about the great deals we have at the moment.
I'm not interested, I don't do deals
We have a deal meaning you get 50% off a special visitor tonight
GASP! Is Santa coming early?
We can give you you're own personal stripper for the evening.
Santa a stripper? No thanks. Now 'Santa Claus is coming to town' sounds pervy 'He sees you when you're sleeping' 'He knows when you've been bad or good'
If you pay for a full sex routine you can get a free pole dance
This is the sort of stuff you should be selling out to 18 year olds not 15. Either way I will not. I must be abstinent, that's what my mama taught me
Suit yourself, we were going to pair you with our new stripper Kobra.
I don't care
This is him
KORBA STRIPPER
WAIT! I CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!
I'm not interested, I don't do deals
We have a deal meaning you get 50% off a special visitor tonight
GASP! Is Santa coming early?
We can give you you're own personal stripper for the evening.
Santa a stripper? No thanks. Now 'Santa Claus is coming to town' sounds pervy 'He sees you when you're sleeping' 'He knows when you've been bad or good'
If you pay for a full sex routine you can get a free pole dance
This is the sort of stuff you should be selling out to 18 year olds not 15. Either way I will not. I must be abstinent, that's what my mama taught me
Suit yourself, we were going to pair you with our new stripper Kobra.
I don't care
This is him
KORBA STRIPPER
WAIT! I CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!
Log in to rate and review this story