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How not to seduce someone...
2 ReviewsI need auditions for this please. Read the first chapter then decide :) FRERARD Frank plots with his friend to seduce the men they want with disastrous consequences
I don't get it, I mean it's so obvious. How is he not seeing this? I flirt with him, I'm constantly touching him and I ALWAYS tell him I love him and how beautiful he is but does it sink in? No and it's fucking killing me. Why can't he open his pretty fucking eyes and see what's right in front of him? If he wasn't so fucking perfect I would have slapped some sense into him by now.
I, Frank Iero am not the heart and flowers, running through a field into each others arms, cheesy cliche type of dude. I like to fuck, I like play around and have any person I could ever want so why in the name of all things unholy, haven't I done that in over a year? Because my best friend has made me fall in love with him and he's to fucking stupid to notice.
We're sitting in Bobs our hang out spot. It's run by our friend, he always said he was gonna buy this place with his Grandaddy's inheritance and we always knew he would. When I say hangout spot I mean Ray, my other buddy and I work here. I do the tattoos and Ray does the piercings, Bob occasionally does some inking but mostly just flirts with the chicks who swing by and has fucked about 90% of 'em...the dudes a slut.
The totally tantalizing, criminally cute, boner inducing Gerard and his brother Mikey own Horror Business across the street. It's this totally rad comic book/horror movie merch store, they have this chick Vikki working there so they don't have to be there that often. I've inked her a few times and she seems okay, pretty cool. Bob is yet to nail her and it's kinda creepy how he stares across the street at her all day, well that is until a potential partner for the evening comes in and he flirts shamelessly. Like I said, slut.
Anyway back to what's going on right now. Gerard is playing with my , tracing the lines of my tattoos with his slender fingers gently humming to himself. His head is testing on my shoulder as we slouch on the backroom sofas. Ray stands up suddenly "I gentleman, need a coffee..." Gerard lifts his head up at the statement and smiles
"Me too..."
"Then we shall depart to Starbucks..." They move toward the door and Mikey follows close behind them "Hey, you guys want?" I nod at Mikey and he jogs away after the other two. I pout at my hands, the feeling of Gerard fingertips still lingering on them, and sigh
"So you still harbouring homosexual tendencies toward Gerard then?"
"Fuck off Bob..."
"Ah, so you do then?"
"Maybe..."
"You know if you don't explain things slowly to him he won't realise..."
"Well you know if you don't talk to Vikki your gonna get nowhere..."
"Fair point..." Bob motions for me to follow him into the front shop where I lay face down on the reception desk "Why doesn't he notice me Bob?" Bob groans and shoves me off the desk causing me to land with a thump on the floor "Because Frankie our little Gee is still pure of mind and not warped like you?" I open my mouth to reply when the door swings open and our friends walk in.
After i've brushed myself off I collapse onto a sofa, Gerard hands me my coffee and moves to flop onto the couch too when disaster strikes. Gerard.dropped.his.coffee. For a split second the world stood still, you see Gerard is an addict. Coffee is his drug so dropping it is a HUGE deal. I look up into his eyes and see them twinkle with tears brimming and I quickly leap into action "Here Gee, have mine..." he looks at me and sniffs
"Really?"
"Of course..." He grins and plops down onto the couch. I hand him my coffee and he begins tracing across my hand with an open mouth smile on his face showcasing his little teeth. Damn your cuteness Gerard Way. Damn it to hell! "Thank you Frankie..."
"It's only cause I love you Gee"
The phone starts ringing and Bob dives for it "Yello Bobs place..." He goes bright red and holds out the reciever "Mikes it's for you..." Mikey grabs the phone and has a brief conversation before hanging up. He starts toward the door and calls out that Vikki is coming over to get inked while we're quiet. Gerard jumps up to follow Mikey, he hates knowing that somebody is having a tattoo done while he's here because of the needle. He quickly waves before rushing out the shop and I sigh loudly while getting up to get the gear ready.
Vikki saunters into the room and planks down on the chair "Hey Frankie.."
"Hey Vik, what can I do for you today?"
"I just want a couple of stars to full in the gaps on my sleeve.." I love the sleeve Vikki has, not only because I did it but because it's not your typically girly one. Vikki, like Mikey and Gerard, is essentially a need and has all things comic book related all over her arm "Awesome, so how ya soon anyway?" She doesn't even flinch when I place the tattoo fun to her skin
"I'm pretty good but hey canon ask you something?"
"Shoot..."
"Why does Bob never speak to me? Have I offended him or something because I think he's kinda hot and well a girls got needs too..." I chuckle lightly and she raises an eyebrow at me "What's so funny?"
"Nothing just he actually likes you but it makes him nervous..." Her jaw drops open and she stares at me for a moment before blinking and closing her mouth
"Kinda like you and Gerard then..."
"I don't know what you mean..." is my attempt at feigning innocence
"Don't be coy cowboy, I know you want in his pants and I sure as shit know he wants you too.."
"Nah...he doesn't...does he?" She nods and a smile creeps across her face...
"I got proposition for ya..." I stop the machine and lean in closer "You help me get Bob and I can help you get Gerard..." I smile at her and think it over for a minute before nodding
"So Vikki, how we gonna do this?"
And que the shenanigan's!! So this is a story I'm working on and it would be super awesome if you could give me your views on whether I should continue or not. It's gonna have a whole lot of disasters and humour in it so please R&R. Let me know if I should continue
I, Frank Iero am not the heart and flowers, running through a field into each others arms, cheesy cliche type of dude. I like to fuck, I like play around and have any person I could ever want so why in the name of all things unholy, haven't I done that in over a year? Because my best friend has made me fall in love with him and he's to fucking stupid to notice.
We're sitting in Bobs our hang out spot. It's run by our friend, he always said he was gonna buy this place with his Grandaddy's inheritance and we always knew he would. When I say hangout spot I mean Ray, my other buddy and I work here. I do the tattoos and Ray does the piercings, Bob occasionally does some inking but mostly just flirts with the chicks who swing by and has fucked about 90% of 'em...the dudes a slut.
The totally tantalizing, criminally cute, boner inducing Gerard and his brother Mikey own Horror Business across the street. It's this totally rad comic book/horror movie merch store, they have this chick Vikki working there so they don't have to be there that often. I've inked her a few times and she seems okay, pretty cool. Bob is yet to nail her and it's kinda creepy how he stares across the street at her all day, well that is until a potential partner for the evening comes in and he flirts shamelessly. Like I said, slut.
Anyway back to what's going on right now. Gerard is playing with my , tracing the lines of my tattoos with his slender fingers gently humming to himself. His head is testing on my shoulder as we slouch on the backroom sofas. Ray stands up suddenly "I gentleman, need a coffee..." Gerard lifts his head up at the statement and smiles
"Me too..."
"Then we shall depart to Starbucks..." They move toward the door and Mikey follows close behind them "Hey, you guys want?" I nod at Mikey and he jogs away after the other two. I pout at my hands, the feeling of Gerard fingertips still lingering on them, and sigh
"So you still harbouring homosexual tendencies toward Gerard then?"
"Fuck off Bob..."
"Ah, so you do then?"
"Maybe..."
"You know if you don't explain things slowly to him he won't realise..."
"Well you know if you don't talk to Vikki your gonna get nowhere..."
"Fair point..." Bob motions for me to follow him into the front shop where I lay face down on the reception desk "Why doesn't he notice me Bob?" Bob groans and shoves me off the desk causing me to land with a thump on the floor "Because Frankie our little Gee is still pure of mind and not warped like you?" I open my mouth to reply when the door swings open and our friends walk in.
After i've brushed myself off I collapse onto a sofa, Gerard hands me my coffee and moves to flop onto the couch too when disaster strikes. Gerard.dropped.his.coffee. For a split second the world stood still, you see Gerard is an addict. Coffee is his drug so dropping it is a HUGE deal. I look up into his eyes and see them twinkle with tears brimming and I quickly leap into action "Here Gee, have mine..." he looks at me and sniffs
"Really?"
"Of course..." He grins and plops down onto the couch. I hand him my coffee and he begins tracing across my hand with an open mouth smile on his face showcasing his little teeth. Damn your cuteness Gerard Way. Damn it to hell! "Thank you Frankie..."
"It's only cause I love you Gee"
The phone starts ringing and Bob dives for it "Yello Bobs place..." He goes bright red and holds out the reciever "Mikes it's for you..." Mikey grabs the phone and has a brief conversation before hanging up. He starts toward the door and calls out that Vikki is coming over to get inked while we're quiet. Gerard jumps up to follow Mikey, he hates knowing that somebody is having a tattoo done while he's here because of the needle. He quickly waves before rushing out the shop and I sigh loudly while getting up to get the gear ready.
Vikki saunters into the room and planks down on the chair "Hey Frankie.."
"Hey Vik, what can I do for you today?"
"I just want a couple of stars to full in the gaps on my sleeve.." I love the sleeve Vikki has, not only because I did it but because it's not your typically girly one. Vikki, like Mikey and Gerard, is essentially a need and has all things comic book related all over her arm "Awesome, so how ya soon anyway?" She doesn't even flinch when I place the tattoo fun to her skin
"I'm pretty good but hey canon ask you something?"
"Shoot..."
"Why does Bob never speak to me? Have I offended him or something because I think he's kinda hot and well a girls got needs too..." I chuckle lightly and she raises an eyebrow at me "What's so funny?"
"Nothing just he actually likes you but it makes him nervous..." Her jaw drops open and she stares at me for a moment before blinking and closing her mouth
"Kinda like you and Gerard then..."
"I don't know what you mean..." is my attempt at feigning innocence
"Don't be coy cowboy, I know you want in his pants and I sure as shit know he wants you too.."
"Nah...he doesn't...does he?" She nods and a smile creeps across her face...
"I got proposition for ya..." I stop the machine and lean in closer "You help me get Bob and I can help you get Gerard..." I smile at her and think it over for a minute before nodding
"So Vikki, how we gonna do this?"
And que the shenanigan's!! So this is a story I'm working on and it would be super awesome if you could give me your views on whether I should continue or not. It's gonna have a whole lot of disasters and humour in it so please R&R. Let me know if I should continue
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