Phil gave me this idea.. yeah-huh. Thank you Phil!
It got me thinking that I'm a pretty weird kid too,so I'll share with all of you the reasons for why I'm a weird kid.
Everytime I lean on a poster,I say sorry to it and move out of the way.
I dunno why.
Posters are like my babies though,I'd be killin' 'em.
I play with my peas..
So,whenever I have peas with my dinner,I make up a game.I split them up and I narrate a little story.
It goes like this.
One day,there was a country of peas.
(insert number here) went off to fight in the Army.(insert number here) went off to fight in the Navy,while the rest stayed back in Peatopia.
After a few months,only (insert number here) returned from the Army and Navy.
Then there were two massive tornadoes that wiped out the whole of Peatopia.
I have way too many dirty thoughts during the Dan and Phil show (which is on tonight btw woo-hoo!)
That's it for now.
Mia,I wrote the next oneshot you wanted.
I probably made you projectile vomit..
I'm sorry but,you wanted it and I never break a promise to my friends.
Have a good day okayy guysss!!
(Cupcake is my nickname btw,you can either call me that or Sadie i don't care.)