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So, today,
I saw a couple making out.
SO I screamed at them.
And they were startled.
So I chased them
And told them that they shouldn't be startled.

And when I caught them,
I put a trench coat on the girl. She looked like a slut.

IN OTHER NEWS:
I met a boy named Frank today
And a boy named Gerard.
They seem...off.
They never sit...
And they limp a lot...

Brendon and Dallon keep smelling weird
Like tension...
Sex related tension...
But I don't know.

I'll get down to the bottom of this...