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My Diary
(#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:33:11 AM
SO, THAT WAS YOU?!Author's response
OHMYGOSH ELLIE DON'T PRETEND YOU HAVE A SEX LYFE
DON'T PRETEND YOU'D EVER FORGET BOUT ME
DON'T PRETEND YOU'D EVER FORGET BOUT ME
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE A WIDOW
THAN A DIVORCEE -
My Diary
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:34:07 AM
OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.Author's response
RYAN
WHY MUST YOU...
OMG -
My Diary
(#) JayBVB 2013-03-06 12:36:36 AM
THAT WAS YOU
I heard that from down the fucking street
Like I was at my house....
with Ash
and all of a sudden you're flipping your shit
WRECK A GOOD MOMENT MUCH
No, not what you think you sick ass virginAuthor's response
WHAT
WHAT DID I THINK
SASH?!
YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY -
My Diary
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:38:07 AM
BUT SCREAMING IS FUN.Author's response
IT HURTS MY THROAT
HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO LECTURE TOMORROW?! -
My Diary
(#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:38:36 AM
YES
I GOT JAY SUPPORTING SASH
I THREATENED HER
RYAN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
JALEX IS MY MIND OTP
-cracks knuckles-
Run, because it's either you or Papa John who's gunna get itAuthor's response
JAY
YAYAY
SHIP IT, JAY
SHIP IT
OMG
WAT DID I DO
I WAS DOING PAPA JOHN'S BIDDING
WAIT
YOU KNOW ABOUT PAPA JOHN?! -
My Diary
(#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:41:54 AM
i KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
-tilts neck to the side-
one of my egos is dating St.Jimmy
He knows people
Who know people
Who know Papa John
Have you begun to wonder why he hasn't talked to you in how long?Author's response
OHMYGOSH
I NEED TO PAGE PAPA JOHN
MAKE SURE HE'S COOL -
My Diary
(#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:46:36 AM
Heh heh heh
HE FUCKED WITH MY SEX LYFE
I FINALLY GOT TO SEE ASH
THEN BOOM
HE POPS UP
WE WEREN'T EVEN FUCKING
Ryan, you betrayed me for so long, so so long.
Leave me to my dirty mindedness.
BECAUSE
I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX (yeah Elli told me to sing that, SO I HAD TO)
(DOING ELLIS BIDDING)Author's response
OMG
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO SEXX LYFFFEEE FOOOOORRR UUUUUU