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Same Day

by RyanThePushyVirgin 15 Reviews

Different Scenario

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2013/03/06 - Updated: 2013/03/06 - 56 words

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  • My Diary

    (#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:30:48 AM

    oHMYGODYESSCREAMRYANSCREAM
    wait what
    WHO WAS IT
    WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE
    WHO DID YOU FUCK WITH THIS TIME

    Author's response

    I DON'T KNOW
    ONE'S NAME WAS ALEX, I THINK
    AND ANOTHER'S WAS JACK
    I HEARD THEM SCREAMING NAMES
    I DON'T EVEN
  • My Diary

    (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06 12:33:11 AM

    SO, THAT WAS YOU?!

    Author's response

    OHMYGOSH ELLIE DON'T PRETEND YOU HAVE A SEX LYFE

    DON'T PRETEND YOU'D EVER FORGET BOUT ME
    DON'T PRETEND YOU'D EVER FORGET BOUT ME
    WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE A WIDOW
    THAN A DIVORCEE
  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:34:07 AM

    OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

    Author's response

    RYAN
    WHY MUST YOU...
    OMG
  • My Diary

    (#) JayBVB 2013-03-06 12:36:36 AM

    THAT WAS YOU
    I heard that from down the fucking street
    Like I was at my house....
    with Ash
    and all of a sudden you're flipping your shit
    WRECK A GOOD MOMENT MUCH
    No, not what you think you sick ass virgin

    Author's response

    WHAT
    WHAT DID I THINK
    SASH?!

    YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY
  • My Diary

    (#) JayBVB 2013-03-06 12:37:15 AM

    HEH
    HEH
    Y'KNOW
    WRITING SASH
    IM SORRY
    ASH EXPLAINED WHAT THAT MEANT
    AND SAM TOLD ME TOO Xp
    IM SO SORRY
    IT SEEMS CREEPY
    OH GAWD
  • My Diary

    (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06 12:38:07 AM

    BUT SCREAMING IS FUN.

    Author's response

    IT HURTS MY THROAT
    HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO LECTURE TOMORROW?!
  • My Diary

    (#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:38:36 AM

    YES
    I GOT JAY SUPPORTING SASH
    I THREATENED HER

    RYAN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
    JALEX IS MY MIND OTP
    -cracks knuckles-
    Run, because it's either you or Papa John who's gunna get it

    Author's response

    JAY
    YAYAY
    SHIP IT, JAY
    SHIP IT

    OMG
    WAT DID I DO
    I WAS DOING PAPA JOHN'S BIDDING
    WAIT
    YOU KNOW ABOUT PAPA JOHN?!
  • My Diary

    (#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:40:50 AM

    Ryro
    Forget lecturing
    Just let the walls take you
    Close your eyes
    and just let them wash you away
    -looks over shoulder at all the OTP'S I have-
    RUNRUNRUN GO
    GO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Author's response

    SAM WAT R U DOIN
    WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME
    WHY
  • My Diary

    (#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:41:54 AM

    i KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
    -tilts neck to the side-
    one of my egos is dating St.Jimmy
    He knows people
    Who know people
    Who know Papa John
    Have you begun to wonder why he hasn't talked to you in how long?

    Author's response

    OHMYGOSH
    I NEED TO PAGE PAPA JOHN
    MAKE SURE HE'S COOL
  • My Diary

    (#) Sam41 2013-03-06 12:46:36 AM

    Heh heh heh
    HE FUCKED WITH MY SEX LYFE
    I FINALLY GOT TO SEE ASH
    THEN BOOM
    HE POPS UP
    WE WEREN'T EVEN FUCKING

    Ryan, you betrayed me for so long, so so long.
    Leave me to my dirty mindedness.

    BECAUSE
    I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX (yeah Elli told me to sing that, SO I HAD TO)
    (DOING ELLIS BIDDING)

    Author's response

    OMG
    NOOOOO
    NOOOOOOOOOO SEXX LYFFFEEE FOOOOORRR UUUUUU

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