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THEBN OUT OF FDUCKIN NOWHWERE THERE WAS THIS OTHER ALCOHOL PIRATE SHIP AND THE ALCOHOL PIRATES THAT HAD RESCUED ERIDAN DECIDED TO RAID THEM BECAUSE SFUCKING BUNNYFUCKMAN, AND ASHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHATLT The Fith. SO THEY HAD THIS EPIC PIRATE BATTLE AND IT WAS LIKE WHOA MAN
ERIDAN WAS ASLEEP THE ENTIRE TIME AND DID NOT GET TO PARTICIPATE. HE DUD HAVE WET DREAMS THOUGH. WHEN HE WOKE UP HHE WAS SAD BECAUSE HE DID NOT GET TO DO PRIATE THINGS. LIKE RAPING ANY CAPTIVES THE OTHER SHIP HAD, OR ANYONE they TOOK CAPTIVE. ALSO, CAPRIATIONS S,AND MOTHERUFKKING JONESWILLIAEEN, AND THE OMEGAAPHALBETAGAMMA. YEaEEAHHHHYEAHHH-YEAHHHHH. SO HE CRIED FOR A LONG TIME BUT THEN THEY SHOVED ALCOHOL DOWN HIS THROAT UNTIL HE GOT SO DRUNK THAT HE JUST STARTED PUNCHING THE FLOOR. AND THEN THE FLOOR BROKE. THEN THE FLOOR GOT PISSED AND FCKED HIS SDHIT UP SO HARD THAT HE INFLITCTED A FUCKTONOF SHORROR UPON WRIGGELRS AND KILDACLAKCAKLSDJKASDJAKSD EVerywherE. THAT IS IF THEY COULD HAVE SEEN FLOOR ON THE SHIP BUT THEY COULDN'T BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT TEHRE. also beCause kajtheY WERE MONRESLS CHILD.
ANYWAYS MEANWHILE THE GAMZEE HAD GONE TO THE PLACE OF THE PLACE, AND HE FOUND THIS GHOST MAN WHO KNEW WHERE THE ALCOHOL OCEAN WAS SO HE WAS LIKE "fuckman. WhAtSasdLKsGOIN OOONNNNNN, wohahhh shit motherfuckuing fuck fuckers i dont even motherfucking know whats happening to me." AND THEN HE GOT HIT BY A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, WHICH EXPLODED. BUT HE MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVED AND THEN HE GOT TELEPORTED TO THE ALCOHOL OCEAN ON A MAGICAL FLOATING DICK. ANDREW HUSSIE AND CHICUK NAORIIS WERE THERE, ON A WHALE. TYRNING INTO NORSE ELVES. ANYWAYS THE GAMZEE WENT TO FIRND THE ERIDAN BUT HE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHERE THE ERIDAN WAS SO HE JUST KIND OF LOOKED EVERWHERES AND BUT HE STILL DO NOT FIND HIM.
MEANWHILE THE ERIDAN WAS WATCHING TV AGAIN BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO FUCKING DO ON THE SHIP SINCE HE MISSED THE RAID EXCEPT GET REALLY DRUNK AND HE HAD ALREADY DONE THAT. AND IT ALWAYS FUCKIN ENDED IN FUCKIN WRIGGLERS FUCKIN THE MOTHERFURB. SO HE WATCHED TV AND THERE WAS NOTHING ON EXCEPT A CARTOON ABOUT KIDS WHO WATCH PORN ALL THE TIME. GOLD SKUWEBTK WATCHASDED AND MATSTURBAasTED IN THE CORNER. FOR 12 HOURS. AND THEN ERIDAN TURNED THE TV OFF AND SMACKED HIS FACE INTO THE WALL JUNTIL HE PASSED OUT. HOWEVER HE HAD WALLfCUK AND CHILD A HOUR LATER. THEY WERA ALL NOT HISAND IT WAS ACTUALLY ASDKDJASDKJADKASDJSKDJKASDS CHIDL. SO HE DIVORCED THE WALL AND TOLD IT IT WAS A WHORE. SILVER SFUSACKCKED and the aflooooooorrr asdwas fmad in 2012, cAausin mAotherfucking riots, and acutal morherfuckin. ANYWAYS SUDDENLY A WHILE AFTER THAT A GAMZEE ON A GIANT DICK SMASHED THROUGH THE WALL. THIS CAUSED ALCOHOL TO FLOOD INTO THE BOAT, AND WAS PROBABLY A PRETTY STUPID IDEA. ALSO MAKING THE WALL lOOSE ITS VIRGINATITY, AND CAS. THE ERIDAN HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THE GAMZEE WAS DOING HERE OR HOW HE HAD EVEN GOT HERE BECAUSE DF;J. AND FUCKIN WALLS MAN, HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK. THE GAMZEE LEPT AT THE ERIDAN AND ATTACK HIM TO AVENGE THE SOLLUX BECAUSE THAT WAS HIS MISSION BUT HALFWAY THROUGH DOING THAT HE FORGOT WHAT HIS MISSION WAS AND ALSO HE WAS BLEEDING BECASE THE ERIdan had SHOT HIS ARM OFF. HE DID NTO LISTEN TO THE WARNING ABOTU NOT GOING TO VANS, ECVEN IF THEY SAID THEY HAD CADNY. HE LAREN THAT WAS A LIE. THE ERIDAN WAS CURRENTLY SHOTOING AT HIM BECAUSE HE HAD ATTACKED HIM AND NATURALLY HIS FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO FIGHT BACK BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON. BUT THEN THE BOAT CAVED IN AND THEY WERE SWEPT INTO THE ALCOhol AND BOTH THEIR WOUNDS STANG LIKE SOMEIFN MADE OF SALT WAS FUCK IN THE WWOUND AND FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK. ALSO ERIDAN'S GILLS WERE BURNING AGAIN BECAUSE BREATHING IN ALCOHOL WAS NOT GOOD FOR THEM AND IT HURT A LOT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO fucking DO THAT. ALSO BECAUSE HE HAD SOME ODD FORM OF FUCKING YEAST INFECTION THERE, AND AND ANDADNSAKDKASDJASKDJAKSJDASKDJ FUCKING WHALES, MAN. FUUUCKKKKKING BLUBBBERYWHALESFUCAT. IN HIS GILLS, ALSO SEAMON. I AM ON LIFW. anyways THEN THEY ALMOST DIED BUT THEY WERE RESCUED BY @SPACE@ PIRATES WHO HAPPENED TO BE PASSING THROUGH. THOUGH THE DICK THAT CRASHED IN THE WALL HAD GOTYTEN LOST AND WHEN DOWN DEEP IN THE CAGINA ON T F THE ALCJOL SYK. WHERE EVERYWHERE AN ONE IS ERIDAN OR A UTRES> OR ASLDALDKASLDKASLDKASLDAS DIAMAWHATHFIAMAISTPYING.
THEY WERE PUT TO WORK AS SLAVES BY THE SPACE PIRATES AND GOT ALL THEIR WEAPONS TAKEN FROM THEM BECAUSE SLAVES AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE WEAPONS MAN THAT'S FUCKING STUPID YOU DON'Y LET YOUR FUCKING SLAVES HAVE WEAPONS WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED. I FMEAN FLIKE FUCKIN SERIAOUS. ALL THE GOOD THEY WILL OR CAN DO IG FUCK IT UP AND THEN FUCK MPREG AEVVEERRWAHHHEEREEEE. EVERYMENE. IS FUCKING AND SHFUCKT. ANYWAYS THEY WERE FORCED TO CLEAN ALL THE TOILETS, AND THERE WERE MANY TOILETS ON THE SHIP BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE A LOT FO TOILETS IN SPACE FOR SOME REASON. THEY DId TnJot ENjoyW cSlEeAaMON EVERWYEHRe. CONTINUE. BUABFDSK.
ERIDAN WAS ASLEEP THE ENTIRE TIME AND DID NOT GET TO PARTICIPATE. HE DUD HAVE WET DREAMS THOUGH. WHEN HE WOKE UP HHE WAS SAD BECAUSE HE DID NOT GET TO DO PRIATE THINGS. LIKE RAPING ANY CAPTIVES THE OTHER SHIP HAD, OR ANYONE they TOOK CAPTIVE. ALSO, CAPRIATIONS S,AND MOTHERUFKKING JONESWILLIAEEN, AND THE OMEGAAPHALBETAGAMMA. YEaEEAHHHHYEAHHH-YEAHHHHH. SO HE CRIED FOR A LONG TIME BUT THEN THEY SHOVED ALCOHOL DOWN HIS THROAT UNTIL HE GOT SO DRUNK THAT HE JUST STARTED PUNCHING THE FLOOR. AND THEN THE FLOOR BROKE. THEN THE FLOOR GOT PISSED AND FCKED HIS SDHIT UP SO HARD THAT HE INFLITCTED A FUCKTONOF SHORROR UPON WRIGGELRS AND KILDACLAKCAKLSDJKASDJAKSD EVerywherE. THAT IS IF THEY COULD HAVE SEEN FLOOR ON THE SHIP BUT THEY COULDN'T BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT TEHRE. also beCause kajtheY WERE MONRESLS CHILD.
ANYWAYS MEANWHILE THE GAMZEE HAD GONE TO THE PLACE OF THE PLACE, AND HE FOUND THIS GHOST MAN WHO KNEW WHERE THE ALCOHOL OCEAN WAS SO HE WAS LIKE "fuckman. WhAtSasdLKsGOIN OOONNNNNN, wohahhh shit motherfuckuing fuck fuckers i dont even motherfucking know whats happening to me." AND THEN HE GOT HIT BY A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, WHICH EXPLODED. BUT HE MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVED AND THEN HE GOT TELEPORTED TO THE ALCOHOL OCEAN ON A MAGICAL FLOATING DICK. ANDREW HUSSIE AND CHICUK NAORIIS WERE THERE, ON A WHALE. TYRNING INTO NORSE ELVES. ANYWAYS THE GAMZEE WENT TO FIRND THE ERIDAN BUT HE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHERE THE ERIDAN WAS SO HE JUST KIND OF LOOKED EVERWHERES AND BUT HE STILL DO NOT FIND HIM.
MEANWHILE THE ERIDAN WAS WATCHING TV AGAIN BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO FUCKING DO ON THE SHIP SINCE HE MISSED THE RAID EXCEPT GET REALLY DRUNK AND HE HAD ALREADY DONE THAT. AND IT ALWAYS FUCKIN ENDED IN FUCKIN WRIGGLERS FUCKIN THE MOTHERFURB. SO HE WATCHED TV AND THERE WAS NOTHING ON EXCEPT A CARTOON ABOUT KIDS WHO WATCH PORN ALL THE TIME. GOLD SKUWEBTK WATCHASDED AND MATSTURBAasTED IN THE CORNER. FOR 12 HOURS. AND THEN ERIDAN TURNED THE TV OFF AND SMACKED HIS FACE INTO THE WALL JUNTIL HE PASSED OUT. HOWEVER HE HAD WALLfCUK AND CHILD A HOUR LATER. THEY WERA ALL NOT HISAND IT WAS ACTUALLY ASDKDJASDKJADKASDJSKDJKASDS CHIDL. SO HE DIVORCED THE WALL AND TOLD IT IT WAS A WHORE. SILVER SFUSACKCKED and the aflooooooorrr asdwas fmad in 2012, cAausin mAotherfucking riots, and acutal morherfuckin. ANYWAYS SUDDENLY A WHILE AFTER THAT A GAMZEE ON A GIANT DICK SMASHED THROUGH THE WALL. THIS CAUSED ALCOHOL TO FLOOD INTO THE BOAT, AND WAS PROBABLY A PRETTY STUPID IDEA. ALSO MAKING THE WALL lOOSE ITS VIRGINATITY, AND CAS. THE ERIDAN HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THE GAMZEE WAS DOING HERE OR HOW HE HAD EVEN GOT HERE BECAUSE DF;J. AND FUCKIN WALLS MAN, HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK. THE GAMZEE LEPT AT THE ERIDAN AND ATTACK HIM TO AVENGE THE SOLLUX BECAUSE THAT WAS HIS MISSION BUT HALFWAY THROUGH DOING THAT HE FORGOT WHAT HIS MISSION WAS AND ALSO HE WAS BLEEDING BECASE THE ERIdan had SHOT HIS ARM OFF. HE DID NTO LISTEN TO THE WARNING ABOTU NOT GOING TO VANS, ECVEN IF THEY SAID THEY HAD CADNY. HE LAREN THAT WAS A LIE. THE ERIDAN WAS CURRENTLY SHOTOING AT HIM BECAUSE HE HAD ATTACKED HIM AND NATURALLY HIS FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO FIGHT BACK BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON. BUT THEN THE BOAT CAVED IN AND THEY WERE SWEPT INTO THE ALCOhol AND BOTH THEIR WOUNDS STANG LIKE SOMEIFN MADE OF SALT WAS FUCK IN THE WWOUND AND FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK. ALSO ERIDAN'S GILLS WERE BURNING AGAIN BECAUSE BREATHING IN ALCOHOL WAS NOT GOOD FOR THEM AND IT HURT A LOT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO fucking DO THAT. ALSO BECAUSE HE HAD SOME ODD FORM OF FUCKING YEAST INFECTION THERE, AND AND ANDADNSAKDKASDJASKDJAKSJDASKDJ FUCKING WHALES, MAN. FUUUCKKKKKING BLUBBBERYWHALESFUCAT. IN HIS GILLS, ALSO SEAMON. I AM ON LIFW. anyways THEN THEY ALMOST DIED BUT THEY WERE RESCUED BY @SPACE@ PIRATES WHO HAPPENED TO BE PASSING THROUGH. THOUGH THE DICK THAT CRASHED IN THE WALL HAD GOTYTEN LOST AND WHEN DOWN DEEP IN THE CAGINA ON T F THE ALCJOL SYK. WHERE EVERYWHERE AN ONE IS ERIDAN OR A UTRES> OR ASLDALDKASLDKASLDKASLDAS DIAMAWHATHFIAMAISTPYING.
THEY WERE PUT TO WORK AS SLAVES BY THE SPACE PIRATES AND GOT ALL THEIR WEAPONS TAKEN FROM THEM BECAUSE SLAVES AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE WEAPONS MAN THAT'S FUCKING STUPID YOU DON'Y LET YOUR FUCKING SLAVES HAVE WEAPONS WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED. I FMEAN FLIKE FUCKIN SERIAOUS. ALL THE GOOD THEY WILL OR CAN DO IG FUCK IT UP AND THEN FUCK MPREG AEVVEERRWAHHHEEREEEE. EVERYMENE. IS FUCKING AND SHFUCKT. ANYWAYS THEY WERE FORCED TO CLEAN ALL THE TOILETS, AND THERE WERE MANY TOILETS ON THE SHIP BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE A LOT FO TOILETS IN SPACE FOR SOME REASON. THEY DId TnJot ENjoyW cSlEeAaMON EVERWYEHRe. CONTINUE. BUABFDSK.
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