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My addiction confession..

by MCR-99 1 review

We all have addictions... I have way too many

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-04-01 - Updated: 2013-04-01 - 244 words

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Hi. I'm Sadie and I'm an addict.

You: Hi Sadie! What are you addicted to?

Well....

I Youtube too much.
I am obsessed with fanfiction.
I fangirl over bands every minute of every day.
I live in my room, because I obsess over the Internet.
I love smut.
I am secretly planning to kidnap band members and hold them hostage in my room.
I live for music.
I don't eat as much as I used to, before I discovered Twitter and Facebook.

You: I see.. Do you want help with this problem?

....

NO I LIKE BEING LIKE I AM I LOVE THAT I YOUTUBE AS MUCH AS I DO.
I LIKE THAT I AM OBSESSED WITH FANFICTION, IT IS THE BEST.
I LIKE THAT I FANGIRL OVER BANDS ALL THE TIME, THEY DESERVE TO HAVE FANGIRLS.
I LIKE THAT MY HOME IS MY BEDROOM, BECAUSE I GOT THE COMPANY OF MY POSTERS AND I GOT MY PS3 IN THERE.
I LIKE THAT I LOVE SMUT, SMUT IS THE BEST.
I LIKE THAT I SECRETLY WANNA KIDNAP BAND MEMBERS AND HOLD THEM HOSTAGE IN MY ROOM, WHO WOULDN'T WANNA DO THAT? SERIOUSLY?
I LIKE THAT I LIVE FOR MUSIC, IT MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY.
AND I LIKE THAT I DON'T EAT AS MUCH AS I DID.

....

So, I'm Sadie and I'm an addict to the Internet, fanfiction and bands.

I'll see ya all in rehab, for 'omg this kid is not normal omg'
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