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“I SAID SUCK MY ICE CREAM GRANDMA!!!!” I yelled falling onto the floor with a thump


“Shut the hell up Jayy!! To early to be alive” ivy said throwing a pillow at my head as she

rolls over looking at me glaring at me playfully as I groan and stand up walking over to the

bad ass stereo and blasting It’s On Like Donkey Kong causing ivy to jump up and down as I

slide across the floor in my t-shirt and socks as we dance like foals around music so loud we

can feel it in the floor… Ivy smiles and knee slides into me causing me to fall over her doing

a tuck roll and jumping up onto the sofa in the living room as she runs in and tries to kick

me off of the sofa I jump onto her back making us sway and fall into the ground groans coming

from my body and hers as the song ended leaving us in fights of laughter


“WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP JAYY!” someone screamed at me waking into the room in batman

boxers rubbing there eyes


“NO JAYY I DON’T THINK I WILL!!!” I screamed back jumping onto him and licking his face while

yelling


“YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH SPONGEBOB!!!! PATRICK HOW COULD YOU!!!”


“Wha-..?” he asked walking into the kitchen after I jumped off of him and onto ivy again as he

made coffee I jumped up and down and ran in circles screaming about dissolving condoms and

ghost watching me shower with a yellow ducky….


“JAYY!!! SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” Sally yelled causing me to do a “OOOH” oh no you

didn’t look as I stalked towards her smiling about to pounce


“NO BAD JAYY BAD!!!” I heard some one yell as I tackled sally sitting on her and drooling

while in a tight hug “BAD JAYY BAD GIRL!!!” ivy yelled trying to pull me off as my hug got

tighter


“h-hey ge-get her o-off of m-me” sally yelped in-between gasps as Jayy sighed and pulled out a

bag of blow pops


“Jayy-Jayy come here girl come on look what Jayy has for you! Come on come to Jayy girl” Jayy

said waving the bag of blow pops getting me to relies sally and jump onto Jayy making us land

back into the couch with him mostly on top of me


“blow pop me baby!! Blow pop me” I said opening up my mouth wide getting a cherry sucker slide

into my mouth causing ivy and Dahvie to laugh on the floor at me


"I shall name you Patrick” I said smiling and looking at Jayy in the eyes


“Fine then your pop tart!” he said smiling brightly and I giggled snuggling into him more


“okay soo I want that” ivy said taking Dahvie's monster from him and running jumping on top of

a counter with Dahvie following her


“give it back beachhhhh!” he whined as she danced up on the counter


“what’s the magic worrrrd” ivy sang loudly


“suck my dick??”


“EW! NO! TRY AGAIN!”


“Scream for my ice cream??”


“NOPE!” ivy sang popping the “p”


“ill buy you the fair for one day”


“tempting…but…no!”


“pretty please?” ivy smiled but stuck out her tongue taking a gulp of it smiling as Dahvie

wined


"it’s on like donkey Kong?” he asked and ivy jumped from the counter by him giving him his

monster back with a smirk


“oh it was pleasure doing business with you daddy-o!” she sang walking over to me leaving a

confused Dahvie in his spot


“wha-..?” was all he got out before turning to see ivy counting the money in his wallet on top

of the glass coffee table by me and Jayy…


“you guys technically adopted us so technically your our guardians so technically nothing can

happen between any of us even if there was feelings” she said handing him his wallet back and

I could of swore I saw Jayy’s face fall a little and Davie’s to


“BUT!!! On the flip side were still all together…” I added sadly hoping no one noticed truth

is I was kind of liking Jayy more and more by the minute….he would never feel the same though

he’s like Bi Or well Gay… I sighed a little to loud causing Patrick to look at me and ivy to

look away from Dahvie to the ground sadly


“okay so stop sucking my nuts and lets get our smashed dicks into over drive and get our shit

so we can get onto our limp dog toy of a bus and party!! Like we just had some very strong

doughnuts” I said causing every one but ivy to look at me weirdly as to what I said it made

perfect sense to me and ivy.. “okay come on guys…lets get moving” ivy said sadly walking out

of the room with me in tow closing the door behind her I smiled



“so what no one has to know ivy come on…it won’t hurt were not really related…” I said

smirking cause she knew I was right about the problem “come on lets take the bags out and

party like were crunk on orange juice in the desert!” I yelled running out of the room with

bags and people in tow



“now this is what I say to HELL TO THE FUCK MY DUCK!!!” I screamed plopping down onto the tour

bus couch smiling as Jayy followed with Dahvie and ivy After finally getting settled in the

day went pretty slow-ish fast I liked it but ivy didn’t she didn’t like slow-ish fast

days…plus moving objects we ride in scare us to death…


“woahh! Pop tarts don’t murder the couch with your hands…” Jayy said looking at me and ivy as

we held on for dear life…


“oh nothing just that we don’t do well in moving objects!!” both me and ivy screamed wich in

turn got me to pull up a trash can to ivy and hang onto jayy for dear life


“Patrick don’t let this thing kill us!!!” I whispered to him harshly as I hide my face into

his chest getting a little sick but feeling better


“I won’t pop tart” I could practically see the grin on his face for having me so close…


“why do these things got to be so bumpy pineapple hair boy that likes cheese!” ivy whined out

to Dahvie as she cradled the trash can to her chest as Dahvie tried to calm ivy by setting her

on his lap let me tell you it didn’t work so well…at all… Lets see two motion sick girls on a

buss with guys by us…not a good combo…I must have fell asleep because when I woke up I was in

a bunk with Jayy’s arms wrapped around me not letting me move but I didn’t care I just closed

my eyes and fell right back to sleep