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So its been crazy the past few days but it was a nice crazy Ive gotten a lot of tweets

saying how they think me and Jayy are awesome together and if we get mixed up when people call

our names and the truth is yeah we do when some one screams out JAYY! on the bus we have to

yell back "WHICH ONE!!" and the reply is "THE ONE WITH THE DICK AND BALLS!!" which gets us all

to laugh see i never would of though that going to that BOTDF concert a month ago would of

saved mine and Ivys life but it did i guess in a million years i wouldn't of though i would be

dating Jayy Von Monroe...but i am im just thankful for everything i could say that if i wasn't

grateful i wouldn't be who i am today..and now some ones jingling a bag of blow pops...got to

go....



"MINEEEEE!!!!!BITCH!!!" both me and Jayy yelled running and pouncing on Dahvie who was

standing on the couch causing us all to roll off and land on the floor growling as i landed

under them with the bag to my chest having Dahvies fat ass sit on me and Jayy to try and

wiggle under me to get them...they will never get them...


"Havnt you guys learned yet Jayys the queen bitch well...next to Jeffree that is..." ivy said

smiling as she video taped us laughing her skinny ass off as i screamed for Jeffree to save

me


"sorry girlie but im not getting in Jayys way for his blowpops.."


"BUT COTTEN CANDY!!!!! HELP MEEE!!!!" i screamed getting tickled as ivy zoomed into my face

with the camra


"DAHVIE MY SPLEEN YOU FAT ASS GET OFF OF MEEE!!!"


"NOOO!!! cough up the blowpops now Pop tart!" dahvie yelled bouncing on my ass as Jayy tickled

me while kissing my neck


"Baby please give me the blow pops i promise i will share with you.." damm it Jayy

whyyyy.....do the puppy eyes god i cant ever not deny the puppy eyes....fuck i nodded and

slide them to him rolling to knock Dahvie off of me jumping up and onto Jayys back


"GOO PATRICK GOOO!!!! DONT LET SPONGEBOB GET US!!!" i screamed as Jayy took off running us

inside of the Venue having people smile and laugh and then there was a few taking pictures of

us as Dahvie was chasing us all around


"baby hes gaining on us!!!" i said holding on tighter to him as he jumped up onto the stage

with me screaming in joy hehe Dahvie couldnt jump up to us...hes such a shrimp...


"cant get us now bitches!!!!" i yelled causing one made pineapple haired Dahvie to try and

jump onto the stage hitting his gut and falling back down with a grunt


"you okay spongebob??" i asked jumping off of Jayy jumping down from the stage and bending

down in front of Dahvie poking him in the nose


"Patrick i think hes dead"


"no hes breathing..." Jayy said looking at me with a sorry look as i turned getting picked up

by Dahvie running with me out of the Venue


"PATRICK SAVE ME!!! FROM SPONGEBOB!!!" i screamed seeing him bolt after us i dont even know

how i became the living tag me ball for them but because we had Black veil Birdes,Snow white

poison bites,asking alexandria,The Used, Hailey Rose, Marilyn manson, tokio hotel and Jeffree

Star because he decided to just do the tour like 3 weeks ago so we were all outside having me

tossed between all the guys and let me tell you i was starting to get motion sick from it


"DONT DROP ME BERT!!!!" i screamed getting tossed to him having him chuckling at me

screaming


"when have i ever dropped you Jayy??"


"theres a first time for everything Bert!!!" i screamed out again getting tossed to Andy


"i swear to god if you dare pull one of your pranks with me here on your shoulder you will be

dick-less!" i growled out knowing he was going to do something to me


"i swear im not going to do anything Jayy!" he smirked throwing me into the pool that was in

the park that they were the venue at i screamed landing in the water getting really wet and

popping up for air screaming at him in German cussing him out getting fucked up and scared

looks from tokio hotel (German hotties)


"dude what did she just say!!" Andy asked looking scared for a moment as bill walked over to

him patting his shoulder


"that when she gets a hold of you your going to wish you were a girl already and that no one

will recognize you when shes threw and then just called you a stupid good for nothing Santa

cum slurping fucked up whore who like wimpy ass dicks and don't know how to take it in the ass

with out complaining...in other words nice to know you while i could dude..." Bill said

smiling and walking over to give Jeffree a towel as Jayy jumped into the pool getting his

clothes soaked grabbing me and pulling me out having a towel wrapped around me as

Jeffree,Jayy,ivy,Bill and tom keeping me away from Andy as i got walked into the girls

bathroom with Jeffree and Jayy as the others stood gaurd outside of the door


"hes dead when i get a hold of him!!" i growled out again stripping down to my swim suit that

i thankfully had on today and grabbing a pair of shorts that Jeffree always keeps in his purse

for me...im glad he does that...


"im just not going to bother with a shirt guys i look pretty good and its hot outside...and i

heard that Daniel was coming later today cotton candy!" i jumped up and down when i heard

about it


"yeah he is pop tart come on lets get out of here now please!" Jeffree said holding his purse

to his chest like it was going to get jacked ahh lovely Dallas Texas we walked out side and

the guys huddled around me again causing me to groan out but continue to walk turning to Jayy

and hoping onto his back just to be able to see the stuff around me smiling and blowing Andy a

kiss when he made direct eye contact with me...


"dont hurt him to much" Jayy said moving his head up to look at me on his back i giggled and

kissed his cheek


"no promises babe" we made it back over to the field that was tapped off for us and i hoped

down from Jayy and laying down on my towel in the middle of the filled closing my eyes happily

even though i love being pale i do need some sun...


"so your a hundred percent American??" bill asked his accent making me sweat a little...


"yeah i just do nothing but talk in german and listen to it sense i was little and soo i

learned more..." i said sitting up by him on my towel


"that's cool so did you really mean what you said to Andy back there??" he asked raising a

eyebrow at me as i smirked


"yeah he better learn to sleep with both eyes open..cause hes going to pay"


"omg girl what are you doing over here tanning with out meee!!!" Daniel asked dramatically

fake dying causing both me and bill to laugh as i sprung up to hug him


"your my gay boyfriend!!" i yelled out causing people to stare at us


"don't mind if i sit and join you guys??" he asked smiling and hugging bill


"naw man come on this towel is big enough" bill said smiling as Daniel laid down with me


"mann the guys are playing now and then tokio hotel at 3 then bvb at 4 and jeffree at 6 then

snow whites poison bite at 7:30 then the others..that haven't played..." Daniel is a life

savior


"so i heard you brain fucked Andy he wont leave Jinx's side let alone pee by himself..." i

smiled clapping my hands together happily at this hmmm i got the perfect thing to do to

him....i whispered it in bill's and Daniels ear...and they smiled so we got up and sneaked off

finding the stuff to use....