- SADIE WHATTHEFUCK
SOME INDIAN GUY JUST FUCKING WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND ASKED FOR GARBAGE BAGS
LIKE NO SHOO GET THE FUCK OUT MAN
Author's responseOH MY GOD.
"can I have a garbage bag please?"
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!
GET YO' OWN GARBAGE BAGS FUCKER?!
- Next chapter, I demand this line be in there:
"Dude," Ash smirked, laying a hand on my ((Danny's)) shoulder. "Vic's a good fuck, but nothing can compare to Jaime's magical python of bisexual love."
Author's responseOH MY GOD IT WILL BE IN THERE.
Bisexual love holy jesus.
- HEY HEY HEY
SINCE MY NEXT FIC IS BASED AROUND IMing I NEED YOU TO PICK A USERNAME
SWS, BMTH, YMAS, ATL, PTV & MCR are in it so.
And so are Sam and I.
And you too.
Author's responseOH MY FUCKING GOD RIGHT.
My username will be: GirlWithNoLife.
Wait no.. InternetFreak yeah.
oh this will be awesome post the first chapter soon alright.
- I will babygirl.
Best line in it so far:
OneAndOnlySkumfuk: DEAR GOD KELLIN LOOK AT HOW FUCKING PERFECT SHE IS DEAR FUCKING LORD I WANNA MARRY THIS CHICK HOLY FUCK
AnthemMade: Skye, calm your tits. First, stop stalking Ash. Second, ask the girl out. Third: ... did anyone else see how cockmeltingly sexy Fuentes looked today because damn I would let that boy do things I didn't know where possible to my diddly-hole.
Sykopath: SLOW RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN SATAN
Author's responseOH GOD THAT SOUND SO FUNNY
- Oh, hi. Elliot, I'm Ash, your friendly neighborhood whore. I'm not really a whore.
I'm dating a wonderful girl, known here as Sam41 or NothingToProve.
I'm just telling Sadie about a fic I'm writing.
Also: you're a dude, aren't you? You're totally a dude, right?
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