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(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08Happy birthday, other Elizabeth! XD
I actually agree with a couple of these rules, namely, 4, 6, 16, and 17. XD
Author's responseThere should be a system to work out who's who. I dub myself Monster Elizabeth to clear up any further confusion.
And thank you! I am so old! :D
They happen all the time. All my stories fit all these rules. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08I dub myself as Liz, Ellie, Ellie-Liz, or E-L most of the time. Or Black Widow Liz, because of my minor cough MAJOR cough obsession with the Avengers. XD
One thing that ALWAYS happens in my stories involving self-harm: the amount of blood that is lost is ALWAYS exaggerated. Always.
Author's responseMonster Liz and Black Widow Liz?
Sounds legit to me :)
Okay, when exaggerated, how exaggerated? Like just FWOOSH or like Quentin Tarantino exaggerated?
Another one I missed: Noses are broken with alarming frequency, even more so than any other body part.
(#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08Well, I ain't entirely sure what Quentin Tarantino exaggerated is, so. XD
This is what I'm talking about. Django Unchained. Trigger warnings for people that explode when you shoot them. LIKE HOLY, TARANTINO, TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS. THAT'S NOT WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN SHOT.
There is probably a few swears in there too, so put your headphones in. I can't recall. There was a lot of swears in that movie.
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