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Rules of all my Book Universes

by CarcinoGeneticist 4 Reviews

I enjoy making fun of myself. This is just something ridiculous, so I thought it was worth posting.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013/06/08 - Updated: 2013/06/08 - 413 words


  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 09:28:00 PM

    Happy birthday, other Elizabeth! XD

    I actually agree with a couple of these rules, namely, 4, 6, 16, and 17. XD

    xxx E-L.

    Author's response

    There should be a system to work out who's who. I dub myself Monster Elizabeth to clear up any further confusion.
    And thank you! I am so old! :D

    They happen all the time. All my stories fit all these rules. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 09:41:10 PM

    I dub myself as Liz, Ellie, Ellie-Liz, or E-L most of the time. Or Black Widow Liz, because of my minor cough MAJOR cough obsession with the Avengers. XD

    One thing that ALWAYS happens in my stories involving self-harm: the amount of blood that is lost is ALWAYS exaggerated. Always.

    Author's response

    Monster Liz and Black Widow Liz?
    Sounds legit to me :)

    Okay, when exaggerated, how exaggerated? Like just FWOOSH or like Quentin Tarantino exaggerated?
    Another one I missed: Noses are broken with alarming frequency, even more so than any other body part.
  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 09:49:55 PM

    Well, I ain't entirely sure what Quentin Tarantino exaggerated is, so. XD

    Author's response

    This is what I'm talking about. Django Unchained. Trigger warnings for people that explode when you shoot them. LIKE HOLY, TARANTINO, TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS. THAT'S NOT WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN SHOT.
    There is probably a few swears in there too, so put your headphones in. I can't recall. There was a lot of swears in that movie.
  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 10:05:09 PM

    Okay, in the case, probably more like FWOOSH exaggerated. XD

    Author's response

    And whenever you injure a character, they're always fine until the medical help arrive, right? HAPPENS A LOT TO ME. 'Tis but a scratch!

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