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Rules of all my Book Universes

by CarcinoGeneticist 4 Reviews

I enjoy making fun of myself. This is just something ridiculous, so I thought it was worth posting.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013/06/08 - Updated: 2013/06/08 - 413 words

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  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 09:28:00 PM

    Happy birthday, other Elizabeth! XD

    I actually agree with a couple of these rules, namely, 4, 6, 16, and 17. XD

    xxx E-L.

    Author's response

    There should be a system to work out who's who. I dub myself Monster Elizabeth to clear up any further confusion.
    And thank you! I am so old! :D

    They happen all the time. All my stories fit all these rules. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 09:41:10 PM

    I dub myself as Liz, Ellie, Ellie-Liz, or E-L most of the time. Or Black Widow Liz, because of my minor cough MAJOR cough obsession with the Avengers. XD

    One thing that ALWAYS happens in my stories involving self-harm: the amount of blood that is lost is ALWAYS exaggerated. Always.

    Author's response

    Monster Liz and Black Widow Liz?
    Sounds legit to me :)

    Okay, when exaggerated, how exaggerated? Like just FWOOSH or like Quentin Tarantino exaggerated?
    Another one I missed: Noses are broken with alarming frequency, even more so than any other body part.
  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 09:49:55 PM

    Well, I ain't entirely sure what Quentin Tarantino exaggerated is, so. XD

    Author's response

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ROhjAuDBk

    This is what I'm talking about. Django Unchained. Trigger warnings for people that explode when you shoot them. LIKE HOLY, TARANTINO, TAKE A BIOLOGY CLASS. THAT'S NOT WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN SHOT.
    There is probably a few swears in there too, so put your headphones in. I can't recall. There was a lot of swears in that movie.
  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    (#) Obsessive-Fangirl 2013-06-08 10:05:09 PM

    Okay, in the case, probably more like FWOOSH exaggerated. XD

    Author's response

    And whenever you injure a character, they're always fine until the medical help arrive, right? HAPPENS A LOT TO ME. 'Tis but a scratch!

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