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Come On, Speak Like An Adult, Come On

by EnvyMaliceAttention 1 review

[Placebo Fic] Steve and Stef have a brilliant idea involving a chat room and being immature.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Published: 2013-07-17 - Updated: 2013-07-17 - 564 words - Complete

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This is the product of watching too many interviews. Seriously.



StefStef: Seriously, we have to get Brian here.
SweetMachineGun: O yh
StefStef: And again, in English this time?
SweetMachineGun: O yh
StefStef: Stop typing like a teenage fangirl. It’s stupid. Anyway, I just sent Brian an email about this, so he should be here soon...
SweetMachineGun: I hate you.
StefStef: Did you pay attention to what I said?
SweetMachineGun: I don’t care about Brian anymore. Typing like this takes too long.
StefStef: I give up.
-Brain has joined the chat-
Brain: I TYPED MY NAME WRONG
Brain: HOW DO I CHANGE MY NAME
Brain: I CANT CHANGE IT GUYS HELP ME
SweetMachineGun: You can’t.
Brain: I CNA’T CHANGE MY NAME
Brain: BUT NO I;M NOT BRAIN IM BRIAN
StefStef: Brian, chill.
SweetMachineGun: You mean Brain
Brain: IM NOT BRIAN
Brain: I MEAN BRAIN
SweetMachineGun: You don’t have a brian, Brain
StefStef: STEVE! Stop it!
Brain: HOW DO I CHANGE MY NAME I’M NOT BRAIN
SweetMachineGun: You can’t.
StefStef: In the top right hand corner it says “options” in purple. Press that and it’ll give you some options so that you can change it
SweetMachineGun: Y wld u do tht 2 me
-Brain has changed their name to Brian-
Brian: why are you typing like that steve
StefStef: Because he’s a stubborn, hormonal teenager.
Brian: you mean hes a drummer
SweetMachineGun: u guys r mean
Brian: theres a reason drummers are paid to hit things
SweetMachineGun: like ur head if u dnt stfu
StefStef: Steve, please talk like an adult.
SweetMachineGun: haha lol
StefStef: What?
Brian: its probably another drummer thing
SweetMachineGun: slide in
StefStef: How do you even remember that?
SweetMachineGun: cuz i av a brian unlike sum1 else here
Brian: Oh HAHAHA very funny
StefStef: Steve!
SweetMachineGun: i get th gd intviewers
Brian: at least i can spell
SweetMachineGun: yh, brain, u can
Brian: fuck you
SweetMachineGun: with pleasure
Brian: at least im not a drummer
SweetMachineGun: u no i can bang harder
Brian: but you find sex jokes funny like a child
SweetMachineGun: u stole sum1s shoe
Brian: i did?
SweetMachineGun: yh
Brian: whatever
SweetMachineGun: ur a teenag fan 2
Brian: no im sassy
StefStef: You know, I’ve actually given up on you two now. I’m getting a drink.
SweetMachineGun: ur delusional
Brian: youre a drummer
SweetMachineGun: ur a singer
Brian: wow im teaching a drummer new things
SweetMachineGun: u oinly do this cuz ur jelous
Brian: i am?
SweetMachineGun: u wnt my sweet machine gun
Brian: you had me at sweet machine gun lol
SweetMachineGun: hw did it feel 2giv birth frm ur males womb?
Brian: more painful than your sweet machine gun
SweetMachineGun: u rmmbr more thn Stef
Brian: no i dont stef
StefStef: I’m back! Miss me?
SweetMachineGun: no
Brian: no
StefStef: Has Steve stopped typing like a dumb preteen?
Brian: no
SweetMachineGun: yh
StefStef: That means no.
Brian: gumpie entertain me
SweetMachineGun: with my sweet machine gun
Brian: of course, honey
StefStef: I give up.
SweetMachineGun: u do tht a lot stef
StefStef: Only because you’re annoying, Steve.
SweetMachineGun: n brain isn’t
StefStef: No, he’s annoying too, but he’ll just make another drummer joke. Or cry about how you called him Brain again.
Brian: No i wont
Brian: MY NAME ISNT BRAIN
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