- Something tells me that the fates gave her perfect pubes, and zero body hair as compensation for the disaster that is her hair.
Okay, what's up with Cho? Does she really enjoy being degraded like that? She seems to be confused.
Okay, what the hell is Dumbledore smoking?
Wow, never expected that from Hermione, but okay.
Is it weird that as soon as I saw 'what a body', I started hoping that McGonagall would end up in the coven?
You know, as soon as Daphne mentioned Veela, why did I suddenly get the thought that somehow, either Fleur or Gabrielle are going to end up in the coven?
Yeah, I bet Lily watching herself get shagged senseless by her own son would be awkward for her.
You know, I know it's hypocritical considering Harry's been with the Harpies and Narcissa, but when I read Dumbledore's reaction to Draco being cast out, I couldn't help thinking that Dumbles is a sicko pedophile.
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