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Tears exist so you can smile at the end

by Desire24 1 Reviews

A Farewell to Arms remake; Romance story - Fry and I

Category: Futurama - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2014/02/16 - Updated: 2014/02/16 - 3042 words - Complete

By - Sayashi PJ Shunsuke Tanaka

Fry and I are walking on a sidewalk. We reach a shallow puddle. We always take turns using each other’s trousers to cross a puddle. It’s Fry’s turn.

[Happily] FRY: Allow me, m’lad.

[Zipper rasps]
He takes off his trousers. He puts em on top of the middle of the puddle.

[Happily] FRY: Shall we go a-trousering?
[Happily] ME: Of course

Fry and I smile. He puts his right hand behind his back. He holds out his left hand in front of him.

[Happily] FRY: Here, take my hand.

Fry and I smile as we cross the puddle.

Zoidberg’s walking on the sidewalk in New New York. He tries to cross a street but he falls into a deep puddle. A puddle monster takes him to a mad scientist’s lair. The Mad Scientist is named Dr. Giggles. He captures Zoidberg. He electrocutes him. Zoidberg angrily knocks out Dr. Giggles by using his claws to punch him. Zoidberg escapes.

Zapp visits my estate to give me vigorous wedgies. He’s a yankī too. He wants to dominate me as much as possible. I’m his favorite wedgie target. Zapp and I always have repressed sexual feelings for each other. We’re very competitive. We continually try to one-up each other. Fry thinks Zapp and I should just f**k and get it over with so we can be friends again. I am wearing my very dark sapphire blue shorts and ‘A Fishful of Dollars’ tighty-whities with light goldish gray waistband. He hugs me in my living room. Zapp and I smile.

[Happily] ZAPP: Hi, Sayashi! You look cute.
[Happily] ME: Hi, Zapp! You look cute too.
ZAPP: Hi, Fry and Fernando!
FRY AND FERNANDO: Hi, Zapp!

Since I can fix clothes, Zapp gives me turbo wedgies [Wedgies that rip my undies]. (°Д°)

I give Zapp 5 prompt wedgies.

[At me] ZAPP: I am going to get back at you

Zapp subdues me.

ZAPP: Sayashi, I have a winner soul. You, on the other hand, have the soul of a loser, and that’s all you’ll ever be
ME: AM NOT!
ZAPP: ARE TOO!
ME: AM NOT!
ZAPP: ARE TOO!
ME: AM NOT!
ZAPP: ARE TOO! I’ll prove it! Sayashi, turn around
ME: Ok

Fernando always records my wedgie sessions. I turn around. I am facing the front of a full length mirror. My back is facing Zapp. He gets behind me. Zapp and I bond. From behind, he uses 2 hands to firmly grab and get a good hold of my back undies waistband and back actual undies material from the middle. He sincerely, happily, playfully, easily, and vigorously pulls in earnest upwards and in the center slowly but steadily, making my undies slide north, across, and up my butt crack, until he straps the waistband across my shoulder blades, securely wedgieing my undies between my butt cheeks, making me feel dominated, tickling my whole body, and exposing my undies legholes. I immediately go into “wedgie shock”. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends.

[Happily] ZAPP: Wedgie! Wedgie Sayashi!

I’m feeling really intense pleasure. Zapp and I feel my undies stretching. We can hear my undies fabric stretching against the tug. It’s priceless. He’s making me so hot. The pleasant fabric burn on my butt crack is as ticklish as possible. I’m really fired up and turned on. He holds the wedgie for a good amount of time to savor it. I’m pretty much at his mercy until he lets go.

(As Zapp gives me a slow but steady wedgie) [Happily] ME: Ok. You proved it

I’m completely humiliated. I blush. Zapp gives me 2 medium yanks, 5 prompt yanks, a slow but steady yank, and a medium yank.

[At me; happily] ZAPP: Turbo wedgie time, nerd

Zapp gives me 2 prompt yanks, a medium yank, 2 slow but steady yanks, a medium big yank, and then a prompt super finishing yank, making my back actual undies material rip away from my waistband. I use magic to fix my undies. Zapp surprises me when he tongue-KISSes me. Even though I messed with Fry’s head, he lets me tongue-KISS him so he can dominate me. Zapp and I tongue-KISS for 16 seconds.

[Happily] ME: Wow
[Happily] ZAPP: I love you, Sayashi
[Happily] ME: I love you, Zapp

Zapp takes off my shorts.

[Happily] ME: This is really embarrassing~

Zapp, Fry, and Fernando laugh at me. Zapp uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks. He loves giving me utterly undies wedgies. He loves when I only wear my undies. He thinks it’s so cute.

(As he gives me 2 slow but steady utterly undies wedgies then 2 medium utterly undies wedgies) [Happily] ZAPP: Awww! Very cute! Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi! Heh, heh! Sayashi, I can see your butt and your hips! I grab your life by your briefs

Fry and Fernando laugh at me. Zapp finishes using the wedgie technique. He uses the same wedgie technique to give me 24 vigorous utterly undies lift wedgies and 24 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies, lifting me off the ground so each bounce is like landing in a lift wedgie and repeatedly wedgieing my undies up my butt. I feel as much 100% really strong embarrassed mortification as possible. I’m completely humiliated. He finishes using the wedgie techniques. He gives me 120 utterly undies wedgies and 912 utterly undies kangaroo wedgies in less than an hour.

Zapp strips down to his tighty-whities. Zapp hugs me. He tongue-KISSes me ‘til big wet “pre-bedazzle” stains form at the front of our undies. We cuddle on a grayish magenta bed for 5 minutes.

[Happily] FERNANDO: Heh, heh! Sayashi, you’re Zapp’s bitch

Zapp, Fry, and Fernando laugh at me. Zapp takes off his undies.

[Happily] ME: WOW
ZAPP: What do you think, Sayashi?
[Happily] ME: You’re so cute
[Happily] ZAPP: Yay

Zapp gives me a vigorous utterly undies wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He hugs me from behind. He takes off my undies.

[Happily] ZAPP: Sayashi, onto your knees

I get on a bed. I get on my knees. I look at Zapp’s lust crazed eyes. His pupils show his desire and need, reflecting my own feelings.

I am not an 'ass-virgin' as Bender put it. I delivered pizza to many frat-boys and had been accosted on numerous occasions. Beer poured down my throat and then molested ‘til early hours of the morning. An unbearable number of times I woke up next to far too many guys with far too many shooting pains.

Zapp and I have sex. Zapp carries me to my estate’s gym locker room. He tongue-KISSes me for 30 seconds. Zapp and I take a shower together.

Zapp goes home. Fry and I have an underpants party. Fry and I pull down our zippers to take off our trousers. [Zipper rasps] Our trousers fall to the ground. I blush and slowly close my eyes as I silently tongue-KISS him. Fry blushes as he slowly closes his eyes. Fry and I wrap our arms around each other. We silently tongue-KISS for 30 seconds.

[10 minutes later]

Fry and I smile as we sleep under the blanket on our bed after having sex. Our arms are wrapped around each other.

[The next day]

Trenton visits my estate to give me vigorous wedgies. I am wearing my brilliant cornflower blue trousers and ‘Ghost in the Machines’ yellowish white briefs. Fry’s only wearing trousers and undies. He hugs me in my living room. Trenton and I smile.

[Happily] TRENTON: Hi, Sayashi! You look cute as always!
[Happily] ME: Hi, Trenton! You look cute as always too!
TRENTON: Hi, Fry and Fernando!
FRY AND FERNANDO: Hi, Trenton!

Trenton and I bond. He smiles as he immediately takes off his shoes, socks, and shirt, immediately subdues me, and then immediately strips me down to my undies. He takes off my trousers.

[Happily] ME: This is humiliating~

Trenton, Fry, and Fernando laugh at me. I stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks. From behind, he uses 2 hands to firmly grab and get a good hold of my back undies waistband and back actual undies material from the middle. He sincerely, happily, playfully, easily, and vigorously pulls in earnest upwards and in the center slowly but steadily, making my undies slide north, across, and up my butt crack, until he straps the waistband across my shoulder blades, securely wedgieing my undies between my butt cheeks, making me feel dominated, tickling my whole body, and exposing my butt and my hips. I immediately go into “wedgie shock”. I’m feeling really intense pleasure. Trenton and I feel my undies stretching. We can hear my undies fabric stretching against the tug, making me feel 100% really strong embarrassed mortification. It’s priceless. He’s making me so hot. The pleasant fabric burn on my butt crack really tickles. I’m really fired up and turned on. He holds the wedgie for a good amount of time to savor it. I’m pretty much at his mercy until he lets go. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends.

(As he gives me 2 slow but steady utterly undies wedgies then 2 medium utterly undies wedgies) [Happily] TRENTON: Awww! Very cute! Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi! Heh, heh! Sayashi, I can see your butt and your hips! I grab your life by your briefs!

Fry and Fernando laugh at me. I’m completely humiliated. Trenton finishes using the wedgie technique. I am moved to tears. I cry. I use my hands to cover my face and hide my tears. Trenton hugs me. I stop crying. Trenton and I smile. He uses the same wedgie technique to give me 24 vigorous utterly undies lift wedgies and 24 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies, lifting me off the ground so each bounce is like landing in a lift wedgie and repeatedly wedgieing my undies up my butt. My face is bright red.

Trenton hugs me. Trenton and I smile.

[Happily] TRENTON: I Love You, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: I Love You, Trenton!
[Happily] FRY AND FERNANDO: Awww!

Trenton gives me a vigorous utterly undies wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 912 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies in less than an hour.

Trenton, Fry, and I have an underpants party. Trenton and Fry strip down to their undies.

Trenton hugs me. Trenton and I smile. We cuddle on the grayish magenta bed for 5 minutes.

Trenton and Fry give me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 9960 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 7 hours.

Trenton goes home. Fry’s in the living room while I am in the kitchen. He sees my journal on a table. He picks up my journal.

FERNANDO: What up, Fry?
FRY: I am going to read Sayashi’s journal to find out why he’s been upset lately

Fry reads my journal. He sees the Futurama pic that killed me. There’s red writing below the pic saying ‘MY DREAM - break Leela’s heart’.

Fry and I get ready to go to sleep. Fry finds an aluminum baseball bat in our room. He sees a box to the right of the bat. He secretly looks inside. He realizes my plan to break Leela’s heart - I am going to use the bat to scare Leela. Fry sends Trenton a text. He tells him to visit my estate in the morning to give me wedgies all day so I do not use my plan.

Fry, Fernando, and I wake up at 8 AM. We get out of bed. Trenton arrives before I get dressed. I am wearing my ‘A Farewell to Arms’ undies. Fry’s wearing trousers and undies. I open the main door.

[Happily] ME: Hi, Trenton!
[Happily] TRENTON: Hi, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: What up?
[Happily] TRENTON: I am going to give you wedgies all day!
[Happily] ME: Yay!

Trenton enters my estate. I close the door.

[At me; happily] TRENTON: Hehe. You are only wearing your tighty-whities. You’re so cute!
[At Trenton; happily] ME: You’re so cute too!
[At me; happily] TRENTON: I want you to only wear your undies today!
[At Trenton; happily] ME: Ok
[At me; happily] TRENTON: Yay!

Trenton and I bond. He smiles as he immediately takes off his shoes, socks, and shirt. He immediately subdues me. I stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me.

(As he gives me 2 slow but steady utterly undies wedgies then 2 medium utterly undies wedgies) [Happily] TRENTON: Awww! Very cute! Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi! Heh, heh! Sayashi, I can see your butt and your hips!

Trenton, Fry and Fernando laugh at me. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends. Trenton gives me a vigorous utterly undies wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 24 vigorous utterly undies wedgies, 24 vigorous utterly undies lift wedgies, and 24 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies. My face is bright red. I am moved to tears. I cry. I use my hands to cover my face and hide my tears. Trenton hugs me. I stop crying. Trenton and I smile.

Trenton and Fry give me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 9960 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 7 hours.

Trenton and Fry strip down to their undies. They take off their trousers. They give me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 9960 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 7 hours.

Fry sends a text to Leela saying ‘I’m not gonna be your friend anymore’. Leela sends a video of her crying cuz Fry isn’t her friend anymore. Fry shows me the video.

[At Fry; happily] ME: Yay! Thank you!

I hug Fry. Fry and I smile.

[At me; happily] FRY: No problem!
[At Fry; happily] ME: Your reward is I am going to let you completely dominate me next time we have sex.

Fry smiles.

[Happily] FRY: Yay!

Fry and I smile.

Trenton goes home. He makes Leela feel better.

[8 AM]

Fry gives me vigorous wedgies all day. Fry and I are in the living room. I am wearing my ‘I, Roommate’ undies. Fry’s wearing trousers and undies. Fry and I bond. He smiles as he immediately subdues me. I stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me.

(As he gives me 2 slow but steady utterly undies wedgies then 2 medium utterly undies wedgies) [Happily] FRY: Awww! Very cute! Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi! Heh, heh! Sayashi, I can see your butt and your hips! I grab your life by your briefs

Fry and Fernando laugh at me. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends. Fry gives me a vigorous utterly undies wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 24 vigorous utterly undies wedgies, 24 vigorous utterly undies lift wedgies, and 24 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies. My face is bright red.

[Happily] FRY: I Love You, Sayashi
[Happily] ME: I Love You, Fry

Fry hugs me. Fry and I smile.

[Happily] FERNANDO: Awww

Fry gives me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 4200 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 3 hours.

Now I am wearing my battle outfit. Fry gives me 120 vigorous wedgies and 1320 vigorous kangaroo wedgies for an hour. He takes off my socks. He gives me 120 vigorous wedgies and 4200 vigorous kangaroo wedgies for 3 hours.

Now I am wearing my lightspeed briefs. Fry gives me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 4200 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 3 hours.

Now I am wearing my Fry am the Egg Man undies. Fry gives me 120 vigorous utterly undies wedgies and 5640 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 4 hours.

My band records ‘BURN THE EARTH’ for our Dethklok mini album.

I get kidnapped by male pyromaniacs while at work, making Fry cry. Their leader is the evil doctor. The pyromaniacs take me to another planet called PAID THE PRICE. They take me to a room. They exit the room. They ride in a truck. They use gasoline and dynamite to light the sky for the night the night. They pour the gas then light a match burn for minimum wage. They blow up and burn poisoned evacuated cities where there’s nothing to save. They incinerate organic hate. They burn it away get f**king paid now.

I try and escape while the evil doctor and the pyromaniacs are away. I make PAID THE PRICE pass close to Earth. As I exit the jail, the evil doctor and pyromaniacs return. 1 of them shoots my legs. Now I can’t jump. I pass by Planet Express. Fry sees me.

FRY: Hang on, Sayashi! I’ll save you!

He climbs onto the top of the Planet Express antenna.

[As he holds out his left hand] FRY: Quick, take my hand.

I hold out my right hand. We hold hands. My right arm gets torn off.

[Scared] ME: Ow!
[Scared] FRY: Grab your severed arm with your other arm.

I grab my right arm.

[Happily] FRY: Hurray!

Fry’s left arm gets torn off. He screams. Fry and I scream. Our severed arms fly away. Fry and I use our remaining arms to hold hands. Fry pulls me back to Earth. He saves me. Fry and I get off the antenna. I use magic to give Fry his left arm and give me my right arm. We smile as we hold both of each other's hands. We smile as our eyes slowly close. We smile as we hug.

[Happily] FRY AND I: Mmm...

PAID THE PRICE goes far away. Before the evil doctor and the pyromaniacs try to kidnap me again, green poison kills them and the beast.

Fry’s severed arm and my severed arm float in outer space forever.
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