This is actually a Phan fic (danisnotonfire/amazingphil), I just put it here because my readers are here. Basically pure smut with a kind of (but not really) plot
Dan made his way to his flatmate's bedroom and knocked, waiting for a moment before swinging open the door
"Phil? Didn't you hear me? We're out of milk"
"Oh sorry..." Phil replied as he turned away from his desk, smiling at his best friend "I guess one of us will have to go get some huh?"
Dan stood for a moment and sighed, he knew this was coming, he regretted mentioning going on that health kick. He turned to leave the room and shuffled down the hall, hearing his friend's triumphant giggle as he picked up his shoes. Faintly he heard the bedroom door shut behind him when he picked up his shoes, slipping them on while he hunted for his wallet.
Phil giggled as he grabbed his camera and listened intently at the door, slipping out of his bedroom when he heard Dan call out a goodbye and leave. Finally Phil could get his revenge on his best friend, he'd waited a long time for this.
Switching on his camera, he quickly fixed his hair and thought about the pranks that Dan had pulled on him. The scaring him as he came out of the shower, the flour in his hairdryer, and then putting it all on the Internet for the world to see. Phil had been biding his time, waiting for Dan to think he had forgotten, the waiting was going to make his vengeance so much sweeter.
"Hi guys!" Phil said cheerfully into his camera, grinning widely as he moved to Dan's bedroom door "Today's video is going to be a little different, for today I'm finally getting my revenge on Dan for the pranks he pulled on me!"
Phil gripped the handle of Dan's bedroom door and swung it open, laughing as he stepped backwards into it "Oh yes internet!" He announced, mocking his flatmate "Today we're going to delve into the darkest corners of the danisnotonfire bedroom!"
Phil paused his filming and shuffled over to Dan's desk, positioning the camera so you could see most of the bedroom before clicking it back on again "So, where do we start? I know! I bet some of you danosaur's would love to get a glimpse at Dan's underwear drawer?"
He opened up Dan's drawers and hunted through, laughing as he grabbed various undergarments and held them up to the camera before carefully placing them back into the drawer. When he'd had his fun with that he went hunting around for something else to embarrass him with, opening his bedside table and peeking inside.
There wasn't much in there, Phil mused to himself and moved to close it when suddenly something fell forward in the drawer. Slowly he opened it back up and grinned, forgetting his camera was on as he grabbed the small black bag and pulled it out. He shuffled onto Dan's bed and slowly unzipped it, his eyes widening as he tipped the contents onto the bed.
This was the last thing Phil had expected to find, he just didn't seem the type. Dan, the socially awkward and cute guy he'd come to live with, owned a vibrator. Shaking and smiling, Phil spread everything out in front of him, popping the cap on the small bottle of lube and smelling its sweet scent.
"Mmm, chocolate" he said to himself quietly, and poured a little onto his fingers, sucking it away before grabbing the piece of paper that had been folded neatly inside the bag. Phil slowly opened it out and felt his jaw drop as he scanned over the words printed on it.
Dan had printed out sections of fanfictions, purely smutty paragraphs about himself and Phil, and some of them were more than graphic. Phil's pants suddenly felt tight as his eyes scanned over the words, making him shift a little so he could palm himself through his jeans.
'Phil looked down at Dan and moaned, he watched as his gorgeous brown eyes fluttered closed and his lips stretch obscenely around his cock...'
Closing his eyes and letting his head fall back, Phil allowed his mind to wander to the mental image of Dan between his thighs. Slowly he popped the button on his jeans and dipped his hand into the waistband, trembling as he brushed his semi-hard member and allowing a small moan to escape his lips.
Dan entered the apartment quietly, shutting the door behind him and turning towards the front room when he noticed his bedroom door was open. His eyebrows furrowed in confusion and he tip toed along the hall, covering his mouth in both shock and embarrassment as he saw phil masturbating on his bed.
"Oh my god..." He said quietly and Phil almost fell from the bed, his hand shooting guiltily from his jeans as he realised he'd been caught
"Dan! I...I can explain..."
"There's no need..." Dan replied with a smirk as he walked toward the bed, kicking the door shut behind him and removing his shirt "I think it's pretty self explanatory"
"D...Dan? What are you doing?"
"Something I've wanted to do for a long time, and judging by what I just caught you doing, you want it too..."
Phil shifted awkwardly and gulped as Dan crawled onto the bed, dropping down onto Phil's lap and grinding his hips down. Phil moaned loudly, making Dan laugh darkly as he tilted the older boy's face up toward his own
"Whoever would have thought I'd catch sweet little Phil jerking off on my bed? I think I can help you out honey, I'd love to make you feel good."
Phil bit his lip as Dan grasped the hem of his tshirt, pulling it off in one swift move before connecting their lips in a hot, passionate kiss. Dan's fingers found their way into Phil's hair and tugged gently, gripping a little harder when Phil slid his hands into his jeans to cup his ass. Dan grinded his hips down again, relishing in the noise his best friend made and tilted his head back, allowing Phil to bite gently down on his throat.
"You taste like chocolate, Phil" Dan moaned as his flatmate suckled gently at his skin "Been testing the goods, have we?"
"Shut up" Phil laughed as his hands slipped around to pop the button on Dan's jeans, and push him back down onto the mattress to slowly remove the younger man's jeans "It tasted good, but what I really want to see is what you do with this"
Dan's eyes when widened as Phil picked up the vibrator between his thumb and forefinger, holding it up with a smirk on his face. Slowly, never breaking eye contact with Phil, he pushed down his underwear and kicked them off the bed, picking up the lube as he did so. A smile crept on his lips as he spread some of the lube onto his fingers, smelling it before sitting up and reaching them out to Phil
Phil immediately leaned over and sucked Dan's fingers into his mouth, flicking his tongue over the tips before taking them in as far as he could go. Dan felt his cock twitch with want as Phil looked him dead in the eye, bobbing his head back and forth on the digits in his between his lips. With a grin he pulled away, using a single finger to push Dan back, and pushing his legs apart.
Dan closed his eyes and bit down on his bottom lip, reaching between his thighs to circle his entrance. Blocking out everything around him, he concentrated purely on the signals his own body was giving him and with a sharp gasp, pushed his first finger inside. Phil looked on with wide eyes and lazily jacked his own dick, squeezing every now and then to relieve some pressure. Dan slipped a second fingers inside himself and moaned, slowly scissoring as he sought after his prostate.
Dan opened his eyes and watched with a smirk as Phil grabbed the lubricant and spread a generous amount over the vibrator. Slowly the older boy shuffled forward and pulled away Dan's hand, running a finger over the puckered hole before pressing the toy at his best friend's entrance and slowly pushing inside.
Dan arched his spine and gripped the bedsheets above his head, moaning obscenely as Phil switched the toy on and sent vibrations through his entire body. Phil ducked down lower, using one hand to fuck Dan's ass with the toy, and gripped his swollen erection, making flicks of the wrist as he jacked Dan off and watching as he writhed beneath him.
Dan suddenly grabbed Phil's wrists and told him to stop, pulling away the toy and scrambling to get up and pull down Phil's underwear. The older boy kept his gaze fixed on Dan's face as he spread some lube over Phil's erection, throwing the bottle to one side and dipping down to take Phil in his mouth.
His tongue flicked over the tip and Phil shuddered, allowing a stream of profanities to fall from his mouth and gripped Dan's hair. Dan laughed and looked up at Phil through his eyelashes "If I'd known it was this easy to make you swear I would have done it already"
"Shut up and suck me already" Phil gasped, closing his eyes as Dan swallowed him down, grazing his teeth up and down his length and suckling the precum from the tip. Phil gripped Dan's hair as he bobbed back and forth, rubbing his tongue over the underside and humming around it, sending shivers through Phil's body.
A familiar tightening in his stomach caused Phil to tug Dan's hair hard, he didn’t want to cum yet; he wanted Dan to feel good too. Dan sat back on his haunches and brushed the pad of his thumb over his lips, gazing at Phil with a surprisingly innocent smile "I wanna feel you Dan, I want you to feel good too..."
"Oh don't you worry Phil, I'm already feeling real good" Dan said with a smirk, crawling up to kiss his lover softly. He turned and positioned himself on all fours, spreading his legs and pressing his chest to the mattress.
Phil moved behind him, running his hands up the younger's sides and back down over his ass cheeks. He used his thumbs to pull apart the globes of his ass and lined himself up, taking a deep breath and ever-so slowly pushing inside. Even after stretching himself open and being fucked with the vibrator, Dan still felt tight making Phil's stomach flip.
"You feel so good Dan" Phil moaned as he thrust his hips slowly, angling himself in an attempt to find the bundle of nerves inside of his lover. Dan suddenly jerked forward and moaned desperately into the bedsheets and Phil knew he'd found the right spot, thrusting faster and harder at the same angle.
The younger man couldn’t even string together a sentence as Phil pounded into him, just crying out a mix of profanities and his lover's name. After Dan had blown him, Phil knew he wouldn't last much longer and reached around to stroke Dan in time with his thrusts, thumbing the head and making Dan scream louder.
Without warning Dan clenched around Phil, making it almost impossible to move, and came hard over his friend's fingers. Phil's vision exploded in white flashes as he slammed into Dan one last time, cumming hard inside his lover and slumping wearily on top of him "Wow! Dan, that was incredible"
Dan hummed in agreement before shifting a little to make Phil pull out his slowly softening cock. As soon as his friend was out he rolled over, looking at Phil and laughing breathlessly
"That was way better exercise than walking for some milk"
"Yeah, that was just...I don't even have words! You're so amazing, Dan"
Dan grinned and opened his arms for Phil to snuggle down on his chest, suddenly realising that he hadn't even asked Phil what he was doing in there in the first place. He tapped Phil's shoulder, making him look up expectantly "Why were you in here anyway?"
Suddenly Phil jumped up, muttering under his breath and running to Dan's desk. He'd left the camera on this whole time.
"I was filming a revenge video after the pranks you pulled on me and I guess one thing led to another and I left my camera on...I'm so sorry Dan"
"So wait, are you seriously telling me that we just made a sex tape?"
"I...I guess so?"
Dan got up off of the bed and pulled Phil in for a soft kiss, taking the camera from his trembling hands
"I guess this is one video the 'Phangirls' will never see..."