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I met a dragon one day on a quest,

Oh, what a funny cool Dragon he was.

His name was Drago. He sure put a smile on my face.

He was a dragon who smoked weed out of a big pipe,

And he had a laid back personality.

He wasn't like a big Dragon who would want to eat everyone.

I took him back to my village, because he wanted to fallow me,

And he was my first real friend.

When, I brought him to my village,

He got thrown out, because he was hitting on the princess,

And all the young girls.

I got thrown out of my village too.

However, now I live having adventures with Drago.

One thing he didn't get was what the local women didn't see in him.

I told him that females where I lived weren't too crazy about stoners.

He just sighed and said to me, "Damn it."