Ares has no patience for insects.
20 May 2006 (technically)
"Ares! Ares! Over here! Is it true that you just lost a sparring match with Xena, the Warrior Princess?"
"Did you take it easy on her because of lingering fondness from the years in which she was your protÃ©gÃ©e?"
"Fondness? Forget fondness! It was L-O-V-E, right, Ares?"
"Do you still have secret romantic rendezvous on her birthday?"
"Did you really father a hundred children during the Trojan War?"
"Is it true that you wear size 16 shoes?"
"Ares? Do you have anything to say to your adoring public?"
Ares turned. He drew in a deep breath, and the entire crowd of reporters leaned forward in anticipation, microphones extended as far as possible.
"Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you talking about?"