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Fanfic Title:
Popeye Parody Theme Song
by: Trenton Sands
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I came up with a battle plan,
I was driving a tank,
Until it crashed into a bank.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I just joined a suicide clan.
I drank cyanide,
Then passed out and died.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Was being chased by a gang I outran.
I tripped over some ganders.
That were taken away by Bernie Sanders!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Avoiding an Oscars Ban
Read the envelope with fright
Found out that it's not Moonlight,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Coming back from the toilet can.
Threw up a bunch of tacks
After watching Orange is The New Black!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I can fly like Peter Pan!
Flew into a Window Pane
That Belonged to Tim Kaine
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I joined a motorcycle gan!
Passed by a hotel called Raddison!
Then splattered Kim Kardashian!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
THE END
Fanfic Title:
Popeye Parody Theme Song
by: Trenton Sands
___________________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I came up with a battle plan,
I was driving a tank,
Until it crashed into a bank.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
___________________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I just joined a suicide clan.
I drank cyanide,
Then passed out and died.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
_______________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Was being chased by a gang I outran.
I tripped over some ganders.
That were taken away by Bernie Sanders!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
________________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Avoiding an Oscars Ban
Read the envelope with fright
Found out that it's not Moonlight,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
________________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Coming back from the toilet can.
Threw up a bunch of tacks
After watching Orange is The New Black!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
___________________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I can fly like Peter Pan!
Flew into a Window Pane
That Belonged to Tim Kaine
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
________________________________________________________
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I joined a motorcycle gan!
Passed by a hotel called Raddison!
Then splattered Kim Kardashian!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
THE END
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