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EVERYTHING WRONG WITH
illumination but it's ranked
SPOILERS!
yep
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Jonah starts the video off by explaining he's too lazy to make a longer video. DING!
He claims that Hop is the worst movie he's ever seen period, but he's seen Rio. Ding!
He claims they made the story of The Grinch worse, but it was already shit. Ding!
He really enjoyed Balthazar Bratt as a villain. DING DING DING!
He only called the weird pets movies boring, but clearly there are worse issues. Ding!
"Minions." Okay is that all, Jonah? Ding!
Better use of time for Minions: The Rise of Gru, but he still didn't say much. Ding!
He just starts singing! That is not a review! DING DING DING DING DING DING!
He says that when the characters in Sing, well, sing, that it isn't bad. He still barely gave his opinion on the movie. Ding!
Again he barely voices his views on the movie. He did call it epic though. But… Ding!
He was pretty nice to Despicable Me 2, and so he gets a pass here. Bep-Bur!
Hey wait, did he just mention John Lasseter's crappy sequel to a crappy movie about crappy cars? DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
He also didn't mention El Macho. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Okay next… he praised Vector. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Bad outro. Ding!
Total Sins: 45
Pizza Is Served
illumination but it's ranked
SPOILERS!
yep
(*)
Jonah starts the video off by explaining he's too lazy to make a longer video. DING!
He claims that Hop is the worst movie he's ever seen period, but he's seen Rio. Ding!
He claims they made the story of The Grinch worse, but it was already shit. Ding!
He really enjoyed Balthazar Bratt as a villain. DING DING DING!
He only called the weird pets movies boring, but clearly there are worse issues. Ding!
"Minions." Okay is that all, Jonah? Ding!
Better use of time for Minions: The Rise of Gru, but he still didn't say much. Ding!
He just starts singing! That is not a review! DING DING DING DING DING DING!
He says that when the characters in Sing, well, sing, that it isn't bad. He still barely gave his opinion on the movie. Ding!
Again he barely voices his views on the movie. He did call it epic though. But… Ding!
He was pretty nice to Despicable Me 2, and so he gets a pass here. Bep-Bur!
Hey wait, did he just mention John Lasseter's crappy sequel to a crappy movie about crappy cars? DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
He also didn't mention El Macho. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Okay next… he praised Vector. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Bad outro. Ding!
Total Sins: 45
Pizza Is Served
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