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101 Dalmations/Pup Named Scooby Doo Horror Story
0 reviewsMystery On A Garbage Island A Tale of Mystery Inc, Pups, and a Garbage Monster
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A crossover fanfic that mocks both A Pup Named Scooby Doo and the 101 Dalmations cartoon from 1997. Warning: Lots of strong profane language in this one. Only meant to be humorous.
Been super long since I've written a fanfic. I enjoy writing about cartoons I both like and dislike. Here we go....
It was a sunny day in Coolsville when Mystery Incorported Kids received an intriguing letter. The gang—Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Scooby-Doo, and Velma—gathered around the kitchen table, eagerly reading the mysterious message. It was an invitation to an island known as Garbagia, a place infamous for its never-ending piles of garbage.
"Yuck! Why do we have to go to Garbagia? Even the name sounds gross." Whined Daphne. Shaggy demanded, "Quit your whining Daphne. We'll do whatever it takes to solve mysteries!" "That's right! Even if it means climbing though garbage heaps!" Fred joins in.
"Just thought of something. If we succeed in being the world's greatest mystery solvers, what will we do when we grow up?" Velma asked? "Well, I guess......hey, shut up!" cries out Shaggy. "Let's just read the rest of the invite." Fred suggests.
Intrigued by the unusual nature of the invitation, the gang decided to embark on a thrilling adventure and uncover the secrets of Garbagia. Scooby Doo found a ferry that leads to Garbagia. As the gang arrived on the island, they were greeted by an unexpected sight. Garbage piles that were as big as mountains. Holding their noses and struggling not to vomit, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Fred searched around. "Bet anything Red Herring is around here trying to fuck with us!" Fred blurted out. "Rut Ro! You swore!" Scooby Doo! "Yeah, like this is a kid's show. Now it's Rated PG 13 because of you!" Shaggy implies.
Among the mountains of trash, they stumbled upon three adorable Dalmatian puppies—Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly—and their chicken companion, Spot. Scooby was exicted to see more dogs, "Oh boy! More dogs!" Scooby exclaimed. "Aww you poor puppies! What type of sick person would leave you guys here in a Garbagia?!" Daphne asks with concern. "We're from 101 Dalmations". all three of the pups. "Don't forget me! I'm a dog too!" Spot the chicken spoke out. "Yeah, sure you are!" Velma said to Spot. "I'm Rolly, this is Lucky, Cadpig, and since she already introduced herself, Spot.
"Like nice to meet you." said Shaggy. "Why are you guys here?" asked Scooby. Rolly said, "We had been banished to Garbagia by the nefarious Cruella De Vil, who sought to exploit their unique spots for her own wicked purposes." "Yeah", said Cadpig, "She thought we were a threat to her fashion industy."
Determined to help these innocent creatures, Mystery Inc. welcomed them into their team. "Hey wait a minute, what state is this?" asked Spot. "It's Texas." Fred informed the chicken.
As they explored the island, the gang encountered a peculiar character known as the Drunken Hairy Guy. Who got off a ship and made his way to Garbagia. He spoke with a New York accent, "Well, this is where the ship stops. Why in the world would people want to take a trip to Garbagia where there's other sites to see here in Texas! Like Six Flags, Schilitterbawn and even the Texas Schoolbook Depository!" Daphne spots him, "Good someone's here. Let's go talk to him."
The Drunken Hairy Guy turns around and sees the kids and the dogs, and chicken. "HEY! Who invited you kids here to Garbagia? Where the hell are your parents!" Then sees Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and Spot. "Abandoned Puppies! A chicken? What kind of bullshit is THIS!"
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Shaggy tells the Drunken Hairy Guy, "Uhhh, like we got this invitation to this island." Drunken Hairy Guy sees them and says, "It was a huge mistake for all of you to come here." "Why is that?" asked Lucky. "HOLY FUCKING HELL! THAT DOG TALKED!" Drunken Hairy Guy screamed. "What's the big deal, I can talk too!" Scooby tell him."
"I gotta lay off the booze! I've seen some crazy shit in my day, like Vietnam! But never like this!" Drunken Hairy Guy yells.
"We're trying to see if there's a mystery to solve here." Fred tells the Drunken Hairy Guy. Cadpig says, "We're trying to find our way back home."
Drunken Hairy Guy tells them all, "A mystery you say! Okay I got one for you!" "Jinkies! Please tell us!" Velma says.
His disheveled appearance and wild tales immediately caught their attention. The Drunken Hairy Guy warned them about, "Legend has it that there's a man-eating garbage monster that roamed the island." "OKay, what's next?" asked Lucky.
"Occasionally, some dead bodies that people hide in dumpsters mysteriously disappear!" the Drunken Hairy Guy tells them all.
"Disappear! Rut Roh!" cries out Scooby. "Quiet Scooby!" Shaggy said. The gang's curiosity piqued, they realized that solving the mystery of the garbage monster was their new mission. "I have no idea if this Garbage Monster exists or not." Daphne interupts, "I have a horrible feeling about this, when is the next boat off this island?"
"Not until nightfall. But listen kids and dogs, I'll give you all $100 if you capture and kill that Garbage Monster."
"Kill? How are we supposed to do that?" asked Rolly? "We've never killed anything in our lives." said Lucky.
"Listen! You wanted this mystery to be solved! Now you gotta go though with it!" Drunken Hairy Guy tells them all.
To uncover the truth, the gang and their new pup friends embarked on a series of investigations throughout Garbagia. Searching around for clues as to whether or not the Garbage Monster actually exists. Velma's sharp intellect led them to discover suspicious footprints near the garbage piles. "JINKIES! The tracks lead here!" Velma said.
Spot was following Velma and sniffing. Lucky looks in confusion, "Uhhh, Spot? What do you think you're doing?
"I'm sniffing for tracks, I learned to do it watching you guys!" said Spot. Cadpig sweeps Spot away. "Hey! Why did you do that for? I was just trying to help!
"You need to learn that you can't be what you're not!" said Rolly. "But but but...." sputtered Spot.
Daphne begins to whine about the stench. "Eeewww! Can we just please find this garbage monster so we can finally leave this island?"
Ignoring the Mystery Incorporated, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly were yelling at Spot.
"Is it really such a bad thing I'm doing?" asked Spot. "Yes, it is. Because we are getting fed up with you always trying to be like a dog!" said Cadpig!
"I thought you were my friends." Spot said sadly. "Yeah, we never were." said Rolly. "Exactly, nobody invited you to come along with us!" Joins in Lucky. "Yeah you only invited yourself just to annoy us!" Cadpig said.
About to cry Spot, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly were interrupted by Fred, Shaggy and Scooby.
"This is not a good time to be telling off one other dudes.!" said Shaggy. Lucky, Rolly, Spot, and Cadpig all turned around.
"Did you find the garbage monster?" asked Rolly. "No but we see segulls up in the sky circling this Garbagia island!
Much to their horror, everyone looked in the sky. "My gosh! How can they eat this stuff?" Daphne cries. "Well, it appears maybe they're mutated from the garbage that they are eating. If only I can make Red Herring eat this shit!" laughs Fred.
Spot, feeling rejected walks off, "You guys don't want my around? FINE! I'm gone! Back to the chicken farm for me.
"No wait, stay! Please! We're sorry!" said Cadpig.
"Yeah sure. You don't mean it, you puppies always treated me like I was a murderer on Death Row." Spot said.
"We're all going though a bad time right now, we didn't mean to lash out at you." said Lucky. "Exactly, we're chasing after an urban legend and..." Rolly continues.
"Like, let her go, guys. She didn't ask to be in on this adventure." Shaggy said. "No! Maybe we can use her and..." Velma says.
One of the seagulls flying down and picks up Spot. "WWWWOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH! o_0" Spot screams for help.
Fred implies, "They must've became cannibals......" "Jinkies if a bird eats another bird...." Velma added.
"Oh no! Spot! She's gone." Lucky said. Cadpig, Lucky, and Rolly all watch with tears in their eyes.
Then an earthquake force shook everyone on Garbagia and everyone landed face first into the trash.
Daphne got up and screamed, "AAAAHHH!" taking out her vanity mirror, she states, "This garbage is ruining my beautiful hair!" "Jinkies! We're about to be killed and all you can think about is your hair!"
Scooby Doo pointed to the suddenly growing trash heap, "RUT ROH! LOOK YOU GUYS!"
The terror known as the garbage eating monster is about to spread out before the Mystery Incorporated Kids and the Dalmations!
"Oooooh, Where ever Spot is I hope shes happy!" Lucky says. "Zoinks! That dude was right! It does exist!
"I know right! You'd think alcoholics like him always lie!" said Fred. Shaggy, Scooby, Daphne, and Velma all huddle together in fear as do Lucky, Rolly, and Cadpig.
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At a faraway forest, the seagulls dropped the now skeletal remains of Spot that still had some feathers onto the bones, into a pot of honey. A bear comes out of the cave.
"Finally! Lunch time!" said the bear. "I don't have to listen to my stupid bitch wife! I'll eat this if I want! I'm not an addict or a diabetic! I can quit anytime I want. Boy I can just hear her now, 'how about now?' How about NEVER!" About to eat the honey, the bear notices something that looked like a bird.
"Those fucking birds! Ruined my lunch once again! They're getting feathers in my honey!"
The bear gets a spoon and scoops out the skeletal remains of Spot and screams. The bear thinks his wife put the skeletal remains of Spot just to spite him.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU BITCH WIFE!"
Back at Garbagia, the Garbage Monster is has the Mystery Incorporated Kids and the Dalmations cornered.
Shaggy jumps into Scooby's arms. Fred tries to confront the Garbage Monster, "Okay, Red Herring! I've had just about enough of your bullshit and...."
The Garbage Monster begins to speak. "You Fucking Kids!" the voice boomed. "You're not going to hurt us, are you?" asked Shaggy! "He sure looks like he would! I don't wanna hear the F word no more!" shook Scooby.
"You're not upset with us puppies too, are you?" asked Cadpig.
"No! Puppies! You're okay. But it's children I hate!" the Garbage Monster says.
"Why do you hate us?" asked Daphne.
"Because for over 30 years now, that Drunken Hairy Guy always tells kids who trepass around here about me and promises and if they kill me he'll pay them big for it." said the Garbage Monster.
"Hmm, let's take an educated guess here. Kids have tried to kill you and you killed them? Correct!" Fred said.
"THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT!" said Garbage Monster. "Please spare us oh great garbage monster. If you kill us I'll never get my own cartoon on HBO Max one day!" Velma begged.
"Oh no, killing you kids is too good enough for you." said the Garbage Monster. "What do you plan to do with them?" asked Lucky.
"Puppies are free to go. But children, get flushed down my humugous toilet!" cackles the Garbage Monster .
"Rut Roh! Toilet! I drink out of those!" said Scooby Doo. The Garbage Monster takes a boat that was stuck onto it and lets Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly on.
"Bye guys. It's been fun!" "Bon Voyage!" "Let us know how everything goes!" Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly all say their final goodbyes to the Mystery Incorported kids as they sailed away.
"Why are you flushing us down the toilet instead of killing us?" asked Daphne. "Because once I saw you kids I saw you were of no threat. Trust me, my giant toilet is a fate worse than death!" The Garbage Monster then pulls a lever and before Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne and Velma can get away, the part of the island of Garbagia that Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Velma, and Daphne were standing on began to collapse beneath them.
"WWWOOOOAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" all screamed Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Scooby, and Velma.
Now Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, Daphne, and Fred found themselves swimming though pipes as if they were in a water park. Then they all ended up in a sewer. Afterwards, for no reason at all, a baboon vomited them up however the kids were still intact and now projectile.
After all that was over. Scobby, Shaggy, Velma, Fred, and Daphne found themselves on dry land.
"Wow! That was quite a trip!" Shaggy said.
"We're alive and well." Daphne says who then gets out her vanity mirror again and screams at what a mess she thinks she is. "AAAAAHHH! It's going to take forever to clean me up!"
The Drunken Hairy Guy comes up to the kids. "You failed! Just for that, no $100!"
Velma says innocently, "There was nothing we can do."
"Who even cares anyway, I'm calling your parents." The Drunken Hairy Guy made a vow. Fred, Velma, Scooby, Daphne, and Shaggy all begged the Drunken Hairy Guy not to call their parents, but he was long gone and it was too late.
Then Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Velma, and Scooby all begin to argue until their voices yell over one another.
"WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND!"
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!"
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
"IF YOU WEREN'T FOR....
"WE COULD'VE GOTTEN THE GARBAGE MONSTER"
"THIS MYSTERY HAS GONE UNSOLVED!"
"NOW WE'RE GOING TO END UP ON THAT ROBERT STACK SHOW!"
"WE COULD'VE GOT THAT THING!"
"I WANTED TO SPEND THAT $100 ON...."
They all began to beat up each other until the segulls from earlier all shat all over Shaggy, Daphne, Scooby, Fred, and Velma.
After the kids were shat on, Scooby ate is all. "GROSS SCOOB! YOU ATE BIRD SHIT!"
"I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE CREAM!"
Four cars surrounded them and Daphne's Fred's Velma's, and Shaggy's parents all game to pick them up!
"KIDS! CAR! NOW!
"YES MOM" "YES DAD!"
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne all recieved the maximum punishments from their parents (as one an only imagine) and were to never again hang out with each other and solve mysteries.
Watching the whole thing on TV, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly were glad they got out of it when they did.
"I'd rather outsmart Cruella De Ville than hang around with those Scooby Doo kids again." said Lucky.
"You said it." sgrees Cadpig.
"Wish Spot were here. What did happen to her?" asked Rolly. "Who cares she was an annoying wannabe tagalong!"
Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly continued on with their lives without Spot. And went back to their usual endevours.
Been super long since I've written a fanfic. I enjoy writing about cartoons I both like and dislike. Here we go....
It was a sunny day in Coolsville when Mystery Incorported Kids received an intriguing letter. The gang—Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Scooby-Doo, and Velma—gathered around the kitchen table, eagerly reading the mysterious message. It was an invitation to an island known as Garbagia, a place infamous for its never-ending piles of garbage.
"Yuck! Why do we have to go to Garbagia? Even the name sounds gross." Whined Daphne. Shaggy demanded, "Quit your whining Daphne. We'll do whatever it takes to solve mysteries!" "That's right! Even if it means climbing though garbage heaps!" Fred joins in.
"Just thought of something. If we succeed in being the world's greatest mystery solvers, what will we do when we grow up?" Velma asked? "Well, I guess......hey, shut up!" cries out Shaggy. "Let's just read the rest of the invite." Fred suggests.
Intrigued by the unusual nature of the invitation, the gang decided to embark on a thrilling adventure and uncover the secrets of Garbagia. Scooby Doo found a ferry that leads to Garbagia. As the gang arrived on the island, they were greeted by an unexpected sight. Garbage piles that were as big as mountains. Holding their noses and struggling not to vomit, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Fred searched around. "Bet anything Red Herring is around here trying to fuck with us!" Fred blurted out. "Rut Ro! You swore!" Scooby Doo! "Yeah, like this is a kid's show. Now it's Rated PG 13 because of you!" Shaggy implies.
Among the mountains of trash, they stumbled upon three adorable Dalmatian puppies—Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly—and their chicken companion, Spot. Scooby was exicted to see more dogs, "Oh boy! More dogs!" Scooby exclaimed. "Aww you poor puppies! What type of sick person would leave you guys here in a Garbagia?!" Daphne asks with concern. "We're from 101 Dalmations". all three of the pups. "Don't forget me! I'm a dog too!" Spot the chicken spoke out. "Yeah, sure you are!" Velma said to Spot. "I'm Rolly, this is Lucky, Cadpig, and since she already introduced herself, Spot.
"Like nice to meet you." said Shaggy. "Why are you guys here?" asked Scooby. Rolly said, "We had been banished to Garbagia by the nefarious Cruella De Vil, who sought to exploit their unique spots for her own wicked purposes." "Yeah", said Cadpig, "She thought we were a threat to her fashion industy."
Determined to help these innocent creatures, Mystery Inc. welcomed them into their team. "Hey wait a minute, what state is this?" asked Spot. "It's Texas." Fred informed the chicken.
As they explored the island, the gang encountered a peculiar character known as the Drunken Hairy Guy. Who got off a ship and made his way to Garbagia. He spoke with a New York accent, "Well, this is where the ship stops. Why in the world would people want to take a trip to Garbagia where there's other sites to see here in Texas! Like Six Flags, Schilitterbawn and even the Texas Schoolbook Depository!" Daphne spots him, "Good someone's here. Let's go talk to him."
The Drunken Hairy Guy turns around and sees the kids and the dogs, and chicken. "HEY! Who invited you kids here to Garbagia? Where the hell are your parents!" Then sees Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and Spot. "Abandoned Puppies! A chicken? What kind of bullshit is THIS!"
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Shaggy tells the Drunken Hairy Guy, "Uhhh, like we got this invitation to this island." Drunken Hairy Guy sees them and says, "It was a huge mistake for all of you to come here." "Why is that?" asked Lucky. "HOLY FUCKING HELL! THAT DOG TALKED!" Drunken Hairy Guy screamed. "What's the big deal, I can talk too!" Scooby tell him."
"I gotta lay off the booze! I've seen some crazy shit in my day, like Vietnam! But never like this!" Drunken Hairy Guy yells.
"We're trying to see if there's a mystery to solve here." Fred tells the Drunken Hairy Guy. Cadpig says, "We're trying to find our way back home."
Drunken Hairy Guy tells them all, "A mystery you say! Okay I got one for you!" "Jinkies! Please tell us!" Velma says.
His disheveled appearance and wild tales immediately caught their attention. The Drunken Hairy Guy warned them about, "Legend has it that there's a man-eating garbage monster that roamed the island." "OKay, what's next?" asked Lucky.
"Occasionally, some dead bodies that people hide in dumpsters mysteriously disappear!" the Drunken Hairy Guy tells them all.
"Disappear! Rut Roh!" cries out Scooby. "Quiet Scooby!" Shaggy said. The gang's curiosity piqued, they realized that solving the mystery of the garbage monster was their new mission. "I have no idea if this Garbage Monster exists or not." Daphne interupts, "I have a horrible feeling about this, when is the next boat off this island?"
"Not until nightfall. But listen kids and dogs, I'll give you all $100 if you capture and kill that Garbage Monster."
"Kill? How are we supposed to do that?" asked Rolly? "We've never killed anything in our lives." said Lucky.
"Listen! You wanted this mystery to be solved! Now you gotta go though with it!" Drunken Hairy Guy tells them all.
To uncover the truth, the gang and their new pup friends embarked on a series of investigations throughout Garbagia. Searching around for clues as to whether or not the Garbage Monster actually exists. Velma's sharp intellect led them to discover suspicious footprints near the garbage piles. "JINKIES! The tracks lead here!" Velma said.
Spot was following Velma and sniffing. Lucky looks in confusion, "Uhhh, Spot? What do you think you're doing?
"I'm sniffing for tracks, I learned to do it watching you guys!" said Spot. Cadpig sweeps Spot away. "Hey! Why did you do that for? I was just trying to help!
"You need to learn that you can't be what you're not!" said Rolly. "But but but...." sputtered Spot.
Daphne begins to whine about the stench. "Eeewww! Can we just please find this garbage monster so we can finally leave this island?"
Ignoring the Mystery Incorporated, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly were yelling at Spot.
"Is it really such a bad thing I'm doing?" asked Spot. "Yes, it is. Because we are getting fed up with you always trying to be like a dog!" said Cadpig!
"I thought you were my friends." Spot said sadly. "Yeah, we never were." said Rolly. "Exactly, nobody invited you to come along with us!" Joins in Lucky. "Yeah you only invited yourself just to annoy us!" Cadpig said.
About to cry Spot, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly were interrupted by Fred, Shaggy and Scooby.
"This is not a good time to be telling off one other dudes.!" said Shaggy. Lucky, Rolly, Spot, and Cadpig all turned around.
"Did you find the garbage monster?" asked Rolly. "No but we see segulls up in the sky circling this Garbagia island!
Much to their horror, everyone looked in the sky. "My gosh! How can they eat this stuff?" Daphne cries. "Well, it appears maybe they're mutated from the garbage that they are eating. If only I can make Red Herring eat this shit!" laughs Fred.
Spot, feeling rejected walks off, "You guys don't want my around? FINE! I'm gone! Back to the chicken farm for me.
"No wait, stay! Please! We're sorry!" said Cadpig.
"Yeah sure. You don't mean it, you puppies always treated me like I was a murderer on Death Row." Spot said.
"We're all going though a bad time right now, we didn't mean to lash out at you." said Lucky. "Exactly, we're chasing after an urban legend and..." Rolly continues.
"Like, let her go, guys. She didn't ask to be in on this adventure." Shaggy said. "No! Maybe we can use her and..." Velma says.
One of the seagulls flying down and picks up Spot. "WWWWOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH! o_0" Spot screams for help.
Fred implies, "They must've became cannibals......" "Jinkies if a bird eats another bird...." Velma added.
"Oh no! Spot! She's gone." Lucky said. Cadpig, Lucky, and Rolly all watch with tears in their eyes.
Then an earthquake force shook everyone on Garbagia and everyone landed face first into the trash.
Daphne got up and screamed, "AAAAHHH!" taking out her vanity mirror, she states, "This garbage is ruining my beautiful hair!" "Jinkies! We're about to be killed and all you can think about is your hair!"
Scooby Doo pointed to the suddenly growing trash heap, "RUT ROH! LOOK YOU GUYS!"
The terror known as the garbage eating monster is about to spread out before the Mystery Incorporated Kids and the Dalmations!
"Oooooh, Where ever Spot is I hope shes happy!" Lucky says. "Zoinks! That dude was right! It does exist!
"I know right! You'd think alcoholics like him always lie!" said Fred. Shaggy, Scooby, Daphne, and Velma all huddle together in fear as do Lucky, Rolly, and Cadpig.
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At a faraway forest, the seagulls dropped the now skeletal remains of Spot that still had some feathers onto the bones, into a pot of honey. A bear comes out of the cave.
"Finally! Lunch time!" said the bear. "I don't have to listen to my stupid bitch wife! I'll eat this if I want! I'm not an addict or a diabetic! I can quit anytime I want. Boy I can just hear her now, 'how about now?' How about NEVER!" About to eat the honey, the bear notices something that looked like a bird.
"Those fucking birds! Ruined my lunch once again! They're getting feathers in my honey!"
The bear gets a spoon and scoops out the skeletal remains of Spot and screams. The bear thinks his wife put the skeletal remains of Spot just to spite him.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU BITCH WIFE!"
Back at Garbagia, the Garbage Monster is has the Mystery Incorporated Kids and the Dalmations cornered.
Shaggy jumps into Scooby's arms. Fred tries to confront the Garbage Monster, "Okay, Red Herring! I've had just about enough of your bullshit and...."
The Garbage Monster begins to speak. "You Fucking Kids!" the voice boomed. "You're not going to hurt us, are you?" asked Shaggy! "He sure looks like he would! I don't wanna hear the F word no more!" shook Scooby.
"You're not upset with us puppies too, are you?" asked Cadpig.
"No! Puppies! You're okay. But it's children I hate!" the Garbage Monster says.
"Why do you hate us?" asked Daphne.
"Because for over 30 years now, that Drunken Hairy Guy always tells kids who trepass around here about me and promises and if they kill me he'll pay them big for it." said the Garbage Monster.
"Hmm, let's take an educated guess here. Kids have tried to kill you and you killed them? Correct!" Fred said.
"THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT!" said Garbage Monster. "Please spare us oh great garbage monster. If you kill us I'll never get my own cartoon on HBO Max one day!" Velma begged.
"Oh no, killing you kids is too good enough for you." said the Garbage Monster. "What do you plan to do with them?" asked Lucky.
"Puppies are free to go. But children, get flushed down my humugous toilet!" cackles the Garbage Monster .
"Rut Roh! Toilet! I drink out of those!" said Scooby Doo. The Garbage Monster takes a boat that was stuck onto it and lets Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly on.
"Bye guys. It's been fun!" "Bon Voyage!" "Let us know how everything goes!" Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly all say their final goodbyes to the Mystery Incorported kids as they sailed away.
"Why are you flushing us down the toilet instead of killing us?" asked Daphne. "Because once I saw you kids I saw you were of no threat. Trust me, my giant toilet is a fate worse than death!" The Garbage Monster then pulls a lever and before Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne and Velma can get away, the part of the island of Garbagia that Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Velma, and Daphne were standing on began to collapse beneath them.
"WWWOOOOAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" all screamed Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Scooby, and Velma.
Now Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, Daphne, and Fred found themselves swimming though pipes as if they were in a water park. Then they all ended up in a sewer. Afterwards, for no reason at all, a baboon vomited them up however the kids were still intact and now projectile.
After all that was over. Scobby, Shaggy, Velma, Fred, and Daphne found themselves on dry land.
"Wow! That was quite a trip!" Shaggy said.
"We're alive and well." Daphne says who then gets out her vanity mirror again and screams at what a mess she thinks she is. "AAAAAHHH! It's going to take forever to clean me up!"
The Drunken Hairy Guy comes up to the kids. "You failed! Just for that, no $100!"
Velma says innocently, "There was nothing we can do."
"Who even cares anyway, I'm calling your parents." The Drunken Hairy Guy made a vow. Fred, Velma, Scooby, Daphne, and Shaggy all begged the Drunken Hairy Guy not to call their parents, but he was long gone and it was too late.
Then Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, Velma, and Scooby all begin to argue until their voices yell over one another.
"WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND!"
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!"
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
"IF YOU WEREN'T FOR....
"WE COULD'VE GOTTEN THE GARBAGE MONSTER"
"THIS MYSTERY HAS GONE UNSOLVED!"
"NOW WE'RE GOING TO END UP ON THAT ROBERT STACK SHOW!"
"WE COULD'VE GOT THAT THING!"
"I WANTED TO SPEND THAT $100 ON...."
They all began to beat up each other until the segulls from earlier all shat all over Shaggy, Daphne, Scooby, Fred, and Velma.
After the kids were shat on, Scooby ate is all. "GROSS SCOOB! YOU ATE BIRD SHIT!"
"I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE CREAM!"
Four cars surrounded them and Daphne's Fred's Velma's, and Shaggy's parents all game to pick them up!
"KIDS! CAR! NOW!
"YES MOM" "YES DAD!"
Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne all recieved the maximum punishments from their parents (as one an only imagine) and were to never again hang out with each other and solve mysteries.
Watching the whole thing on TV, Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly were glad they got out of it when they did.
"I'd rather outsmart Cruella De Ville than hang around with those Scooby Doo kids again." said Lucky.
"You said it." sgrees Cadpig.
"Wish Spot were here. What did happen to her?" asked Rolly. "Who cares she was an annoying wannabe tagalong!"
Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly continued on with their lives without Spot. And went back to their usual endevours.
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